BASEBALL CAP

If you got a cap,
then you really got something

If you wear it tipped back,
you'll be viewed as slack

If you wear it down,
you'll be dubbed a clown

If it's pointing to the side,
I would say you are wide

In fact,

If it's at any angle,
then I would not tangle

with you, for you are one of my capped brethren,
hold yr cap in the air, shout out and tell them