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Since: Oct 16, 2005 Posts: 293
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:20 am
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Q. What does Soylent Green taste like?
A. It varies from person to person.
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That's what everybody calls me.
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Since: Oct 31, 2006 Posts: 44
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:48 am
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Aaron wrote:
> Q. What does Soylent Green taste like?
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> A. It varies from person to person.
Ouch - POINT !!!!!
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
no
woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
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Since: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 17
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:02 pm
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>Q. What does Soylent Green taste like?
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>A. It varies from person to person.
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And a side order of
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Since: Oct 31, 2007 Posts: 52
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:19 pm
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Since: Nov 30, 2005 Posts: 120
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:47 pm
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Barry Ruck wrote:
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> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
> no
> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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>
> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
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> AKA Beldin
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Yes, of course he is.
Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
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Since: Nov 29, 2005 Posts: 72
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:47 pm
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On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
> Barry Ruck wrote:
>>
>> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
>> no
>> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>>
>>
>> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
>>
>> AKA Beldin
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> Yes, of course he is.
>
> Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
>
> SAMK
[snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
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Since: Jan 25, 2007 Posts: 26
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:37 pm
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In article <47538996$0$8846$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>, victoreia
<inkypaws RemoveThis @hawaii.nospam.rr.com> wrote:
> On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
> > Barry Ruck wrote:
> >>
> >> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
> >> no
> >> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
> >>
> >>
> >> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
> >>
> >> AKA Beldin
> >>
> >>
> >
> > Yes, of course he is.
> >
> > Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
> >
> > SAMK
> [snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
Query:
Is a man wrong when he and his lady think quite alike?
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Since: Sep 11, 2007 Posts: 36
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:56 am
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About 50% of the time the answer is yes. The rest of the time it's "maybe"
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"GentleRF" <rick.fallstrom RemoveThis @donobi.net> wrote in message
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> In article <47538996$0$8846$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>, victoreia
> <inkypaws RemoveThis @hawaii.nospam.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
>> > Barry Ruck wrote:
>> >>
>> >> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
>> >> no
>> >> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
>> >>
>> >> AKA Beldin
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>> >>
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>> > Yes, of course he is.
>> >
>> > Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
>> >
>> > SAMK
>> [snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
>
> Query:
>
> Is a man wrong when he and his lady think quite alike?
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> GRF >> Stay informed about: Bad joke |
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:27 pm
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GentleRF wrote:
> In article <47538996$0$8846$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>, victoreia
> <inkypaws.RemoveThis@hawaii.nospam.rr.com> wrote:
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>
>>On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
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>>>Barry Ruck wrote:
>>>>If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
>>>>no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>>>Yes, of course he is.
>>>Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
>>[snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
>
> Query:
>
> Is a man wrong when he and his lady think quite alike?
I'd think that the rightness of the lady overpowers the, of course, usual
wrong conclusion of the guy, so, no, in this case the man would be right. <eg>
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Since: Nov 30, 2005 Posts: 120
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:07 pm
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GentleRF wrote:
> In article <47538996$0$8846$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>, victoreia
> <inkypaws.TakeThisOut@hawaii.nospam.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
>>> Barry Ruck wrote:
>>>> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
>>>> no
>>>> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
>>>>
>>>> AKA Beldin
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Yes, of course he is.
>>>
>>> Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
>>>
>>> SAMK
>> [snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
>
> Query:
>
> Is a man wrong when he and his lady think quite alike?
>
> GRF
Absolutely. Ask my husband. He can argue for 20 minutes on
the same side of an issue.
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:48 am
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"SAMK" <dimarchos DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote in message
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> GentleRF wrote:
>> In article <47538996$0$8846$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>, victoreia
>> <inkypaws DeleteThis @hawaii.nospam.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
>>>> Barry Ruck wrote:
>>>>> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
>>>>> no
>>>>> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
>>>>>
>>>>> AKA Beldin
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Yes, of course he is.
>>>>
>>>> Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
>>>>
>>>> SAMK
>>> [snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
>>
>> Query:
>>
>> Is a man wrong when he and his lady think quite alike?
>>
>> GRF
>
> Absolutely. Ask my husband. He can argue for 20 minutes on
> the same side of an issue.
>
> SAMK
Mine too. And my 8yr old daughter can argue against herself forever.
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Since: Oct 31, 2007 Posts: 52
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:05 pm
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Sasha Rowan wrote:
> "SAMK" <dimarchos.DeleteThis@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:1uOdnX--s8ZnvsvanZ2dnUVZ_vXinZ2d@comcast.com...
>> GentleRF wrote:
>>> In article <47538996$0$8846$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>, victoreia
>>> <inkypaws.DeleteThis@hawaii.nospam.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
>>>>> Barry Ruck wrote:
>>>>>> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is
>>>>>> no
>>>>>> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AKA Beldin
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, of course he is.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
>>>>>
>>>>> SAMK
>>>> [snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
>>> Query:
>>>
>>> Is a man wrong when he and his lady think quite alike?
>>>
>>> GRF
>> Absolutely. Ask my husband. He can argue for 20 minutes on
>> the same side of an issue.
>>
>> SAMK
>
> Mine too. And my 8yr old daughter can argue against herself forever.
>
> Sasha
*sigh* My husband usually argues for a looooong while against my ideas,
that is, until he understands that he is exactly of the same opinion as
me, but did not listen to the end of my explanation...
Aphrael...
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:05 pm
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"Aphrael" <aphrael.nospamplease DeleteThis @isuisse.com> wrote in message
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> Sasha Rowan wrote:
>> "SAMK" <dimarchos DeleteThis @comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:1uOdnX--s8ZnvsvanZ2dnUVZ_vXinZ2d@comcast.com...
>>> GentleRF wrote:
>>>> In article <47538996$0$8846$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>, victoreia
>>>> <inkypaws DeleteThis @hawaii.nospam.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 12/2/2007 5:47 PM, SAMK wrote:
>>>>>> Barry Ruck wrote:
>>>>>>> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there
>>>>>>> is
>>>>>>> no
>>>>>>> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Barry Ruck - Harlow, Essex. UK.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> AKA Beldin
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, of course he is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SAMK
>>>>> [snicker] I'm sure that's what all men would say.......[chuckle]
>>>> Query:
>>>>
>>>> Is a man wrong when he and his lady think quite alike?
>>>>
>>>> GRF
>>> Absolutely. Ask my husband. He can argue for 20 minutes on
>>> the same side of an issue.
>>>
>>> SAMK
>>
>> Mine too. And my 8yr old daughter can argue against herself forever.
>>
>> Sasha
>
> *sigh* My husband usually argues for a looooong while against my ideas,
> that is, until he understands that he is exactly of the same opinion as
> me, but did not listen to the end of my explanation...
>
But. . . . . . .
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Isn't that what we're SUPPOSED to do?
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