Yet another Christmas parody

My niece brought this home from school. Her TEACHER gave it to her. Did I
mention my niece is only 8 years old?

"Santa Claus you are much to fat!"
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

I heard a reindeer hoof,
then Santa dressed in red
came crashin' through the roof,
and landed in my bed.
I thought it was a dream'
but quickly did I wake,
as soon as I heard Santa yell
"I want a piece of cake"

(refrain)
Ohhhh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
You are much to fat
I was sleeping peacefully
but now my bed is flat.
Ohhhh,Santa Claus Santa Claus
How much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh.

He got up off the floor and
said "How do you do?"
I said "My back is sore,
my head is black and blue"
"So sorry" he replied,
and then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride,
I said "No thank you just the same."

(repeat refrain)

I heard a "ho ho ho",
the sleigh was in the sky
but it was moving slow
and wasn't very high
It wobbled in the air,
I hoped it wouldn't fall;
Said Santa chewing cookies
"Merry Christmas, one and all!"

JEFF THE BEAR
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