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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:51 am
Post subject: Christmas punny
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Put the drink down.
It was the night before Christmas when Santa Claus's sleigh team
became one member short because of a sudden illness, and when
an inflatable plastic reindeer was used to fill the void in the team
so no one would take notice the missing animal, Regis, Chief of
Elves, asked Santa, "Is that your vinyl Prancer?"
JEFF THE BEAR
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:09 pm
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Posted and e-mailed.
On 14 Dec 2003 21:51:46 GMT, Jeff the Bear stomped through my
brain with:
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>Put the drink down.
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>It was the night before Christmas when Santa Claus's sleigh team
>became one member short because of a sudden illness, and when
>an inflatable plastic reindeer was used to fill the void in the team
>so no one would take notice the missing animal, Regis, Chief of
>Elves, asked Santa, "Is that your vinyl Prancer?"
Ouch.
Owie.
Ouchie.
Ooooo....
<groan>
POINT!!!
Tristaan (took me a while and then I got clued in by the elf's
name...)
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Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
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Lord, lift me up with tender care.
Will You wash me clean in the palm of Your hands?
Lord, hold me close so I can thrive
When You touch me, that's when I know I'm alive.
--"Thrive" by The Newsboys
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:39 pm
Post subject: Re: Christmas punny [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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"Tristaan" <tristaanus RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
> >so no one would take notice the missing animal, Regis, Chief of
> >Elves, asked Santa, "Is that your vinyl Prancer?"
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> Ouch.
[Schnopp]
> Tristaan (took me a while and then I got clued in by the elf's
> name...)
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:46 pm
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Posted and e-mailed.
On 18 Dec 2003 13:39:18 -0600, John H. Morrison stomped through
my brain with:
>[Schnopp]
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>> Tristaan (took me a while and then I got clued in by the elf's
>> name...)
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>I still don't get it...
Okay, there's a famous TV personage here in the US named Regis..
....Now, with that personality in mind, cross referenced with a
certain game show that he was a recent host of, and a certain
phrase that he used regularly on that show...
Have the pieces fit together yet?
Tristan
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God of Grilled-SPAM™ and Summer, Disciple of Babble
Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
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Lord, lift me up with tender care.
Will You wash me clean in the palm of Your hands?
Lord, hold me close so I can thrive
When You touch me, that's when I know I'm alive.
--"Thrive" by The Newsboys
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"What is a Mennonite?"
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:15 am
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"Tristaan" <tristaanus RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> Tristaan (took me a while and then I got clued in by the elf's
> >> name...)
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> >I still don't get it...
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> Okay, there's a famous TV personage here in the US named Regis..
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> ...Now, with that personality in mind, cross referenced with a
> certain game show that he was a recent host of, and a certain
> phrase that he used regularly on that show...
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>
> Have the pieces fit together yet?
Nope. But then, I don't have a television. I don't watch TV.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: Christmas punny |
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:28 pm
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On 19 Dec 2003 08:15:09 -0600, John H. Morrison stomped through my
brain with:
>> ...Now, with that personality in mind, cross referenced with a
>> certain game show that he was a recent host of, and a certain
>> phrase that he used regularly on that show...
>>
>> Have the pieces fit together yet?
>
>Nope. But then, I don't have a television. I don't watch TV.
That would explain it then. 
Regis Philbin hosted "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". I do believe
that the joke is a pun on "Is that your final answer?"
Tristaan
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God of Grilled-SPAM™ and Summer, Disciple of Babble
Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
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"Fearsome like the sag in a fat man's chair.
Sweeter than a patch of Rogaine hair.
How do you define what you can't compare?
This is my God...
Stronger than the burn of an aftershave.
Tender like a booger in your microwave.
Rarer than the air in an empty grave.
This is my God..."
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:44 pm
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"Tristaan" <tristaanus DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> ...Now, with that personality in mind, cross referenced with a
> >> certain game show that he was a recent host of, and a certain
> >> phrase that he used regularly on that show...
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> >> Have the pieces fit together yet?
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> >Nope. But then, I don't have a television. I don't watch TV.
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> That would explain it then.
>
> Regis Philbin hosted "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". I do believe
> that the joke is a pun on "Is that your final answer?"
Ah, okay. >> Stay informed about: Christmas punny |
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:54 pm
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In an article on a.b.m-l "John H. Morrison" writes:
> "Tristaan" wrote:
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> > Have the pieces fit together yet?
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> Nope. But then, I don't have a television. I don't watch TV.
Join the club!
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 12:51 am
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>>>>...Now, with that personality in mind, cross referenced with a
>>>>certain game show that he was a recent host of, and a certain
>>>>phrase that he used regularly on that show...
>>>>
>>>>Have the pieces fit together yet?
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>>>Nope. But then, I don't have a television. I don't watch TV.
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>>That would explain it then.
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>>Regis Philbin hosted "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". I do believe
>>that the joke is a pun on "Is that your final answer?"
He made an otherwise decent show quite annoying, and for me,
unwatchable. Meredith Viera (sp?) was hosting the last time I
watched it.
> Ah, okay.
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:58 pm
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"Ray Almond" <Ray RemoveThis @amygdala.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In an article on a.b.m-l "John H. Morrison" writes:
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> > "Tristaan" wrote:
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> > > Have the pieces fit together yet?
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> > Nope. But then, I don't have a television. I don't watch TV.
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> Join the club!
Ah, so I'm not alone?
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