On Aug 23, 5:55 pm, Öjevind Lång <bredband.....DeleteThis@ojevind.lang> wrote:
> The truth is that their ears were extremely long - like those of rabbits.
> The true reason why Sauron became their enemy was that they kept raiding his
> vegetable gardens by Lake Nurnen. When he asked them to stop, they just
> laughed scornfully. They called him Sauron Fudd and imitated his rantings
> against the wascally faiwies. So finally he got his blunderbuss and trasked
> them. "All right, Gil-galad! This is the last carrot you steal from me!"
> Blam blam blam kapow. They stopped laughing after that, I can tell you.
I'm more and more impressed by your learning and insights into
Tolkien's truth. I used to think you were evil, because you were
associated with those loathsome TEUNCs who thought Tolkien was some
kind of joke. But either I was deceived by the vile company you kept,
of brigands who reeked of bad puns and scorned thw wisdom of MORAMBAR,
or thou hast repented of thine follies and changed thy ways, seeking
rather truth and wisdom than poor jokes and easy laughs.
Indeed, your account of the grievous tale of the Elves nearly has me
in tears. Short indeed was their merriment as the glory of Enron that
is no more, and long was their sorrow like the business section of the
newspaper after a poor day of trading.
Would you like to teach at FATS?
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