Excerpt Garbage Head

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EXCERPT
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The Fabulous Gigi Fandone of the Fabulous Gigi Fandone Show turns to Garbage
Head.

She doesn't literally turn to Garbage Head because this would show her
profile.

She merely shifts her beautifully fixed chin almost imperceptibly in his
direction as she asks the question.

Gigi Fandone says, "So tell us what you can do...." She pauses, suddenly
realizing that nobody has bothered to provide her with the name of this boy.

Garbage Head says, "I say things that are going to be said on the radio or
TV but I say them before they are said."

Gigi Fandone says, "What?"

Garbage Head says, "I sort of repeat what someone on the TV or radio will
say except I do it first."

Gigi Fandone looks toward the audience. She breaks out in a nervous giggle.

Gigi Fandone says, "C'mon people, I mean whoever heard of something called a
radio?"

The producer's voice buzzes into her earphone.

The producer says, "It's something homeless people use to hear all sorts of
garbage like the local ball game and right-wing rants, snuggle clam."