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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:12 am
Post subject: 9 February - birthday information
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On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
Village Zombie"...
Firedrake R
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:40 am
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"Roger Burton West" <roger DeleteThis @nospam.firedrake.org> wrote in message
news:20050209090513.559705439760489@firedrake.org...
> On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
> Village Zombie"...
Happy Birthday John I hope you have a lovely day 
Melody
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:40 am
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On Wed, 9 Feb 2005 09:05:13 +0000 (UTC) roger RemoveThis @nospam.firedrake.org
wrote....
> On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
> Village Zombie"...
>
Should I be tolling or pealing? Pealing I think!
Ding dong ding dong, ding dong ding dong.
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:40 am
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In article <20050209090513.559705439760489.RemoveThis@firedrake.org>,
roger.RemoveThis@nospam.firedrake.org says...
> On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
> Village Zombie"...
>
> Firedrake R
> Email me if you want to be on the Birthday List, or to be removed from it.
>
happy birthday.
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:40 am
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In <20050209090513.559705439760489.RemoveThis@firedrake.org> Firedrake R mentioned:
>On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
>loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
>of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
>from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
>Village Zombie"...
Somehow saying Many Happy Returns to a zombie always seems a bit strange...
Have a good birthday, John!
Beetle
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Selling atonal apples, and amplified heat, and Pressed Rat's
collection of dog-legs and feet. Coffee mornings a speciality.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: 9 February - birthday information |
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:40 am
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:40 pm
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"Roger Burton West" <roger RemoveThis @nospam.firedrake.org> wrote in message
news:20050209090513.559705439760489@firedrake.org...
> On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
> Village Zombie"...
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> Firedrake R
> Email me if you want to be on the Birthday List, or to be removed from it.
A very happy birthday to you, John! Have some carrot cake, quickly before
the boys eat it all.
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:40 pm
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:40 pm
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Roger Burton West <roger.TakeThisOut@nospam.firedrake.org> wrote:
> On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
> Village Zombie"...
Happy Birthday John!
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:40 pm
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Roger Burton West <roger DeleteThis @nospam.firedrake.org> writted:
>On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
>loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
>of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
>from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
>Village Zombie"...
Hip, hip, hooray!!!
Hip, hip, hooray!!!
Hip, hip, hooray!!!
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:40 pm
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Roger Burton West wrote:
> On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
> Village Zombie"...
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> Firedrake R
> Email me if you want to be on the Birthday List, or to be removed from it.
Felicitations!
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:41 am
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In article <JGNnyRBbipCCJAbG DeleteThis @relay.wireless.pipex.net>,
Harry DeleteThis @menageri.org.uk (Harry Payne) wrote:
> Roger Burton West <roger DeleteThis @nospam.firedrake.org> writted:
> >On February 9th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> >loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> >of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> >from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to John Dallman,
> >Village Zombie"...
>
> Hip, hip, hooray!!!
> Hip, hip, hooray!!!
> Hip, hip, hooray!!!
Only got two hips... Thanks everyone; the announcement never arrived here.
I suspect A Plot. Still, battered whitebait all round?
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:40 am
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:40 am
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In <memo.20050212094126.1292A.DeleteThis@jgd.compulink.co.uk> the Village
fish-and-chip-cart operator wrote:
>I suspect A Plot. Still, battered whitebait all round?
can we choose to have the whitebait without the brutality?
(Thanks, John, don't mind if I do, just quibbling)
Beetle
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(Msg. 15) Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:40 pm
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> can we choose to have the whitebait without the brutality?
How about voluntarily submersed in beer and flour solution whitebait?
Au Res.,
Paul (resisting the urge to pun...)
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