From a friend - kinky alert at the end.
YOU GOTTA LOVE FLORIDA WOMEN!
The owner of a golf course in Florida was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from
Florida State University. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"
(kinky alert!)
(Give the PG rating a nice Barney tape to watch)
(You've been warned!)
The secretary thought a moment, then replied... "Everything but
my earrings!"
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Purrt the ghatta
Part-time gryphon
Disciple to the Goddess of Chocolate
Owner of a full Pedant's licenc/se
Goddess of Impertinence
Snikkrish the Tearer
Carpe Bean
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