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Purple Kat

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Since: Nov 05, 2005
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:07 am
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A off-tune 'poof' sound is heard, immediately followed by a medium
sized purplish-colored cloud appearing about 3 feet off the floor.

A Purple Kat falls graceless-ly out of the cloud and lands in a heap
on the floor.

Her fur is all different directions and it looks like she could use
not only a good grooming but a good meal (or 2).

"Sorry about that" she says, refering to the purple cloud, "but life
got a hold of my tail and wouldn't let go. It took the appearance of a
Job From The Deepest Hole and it's sidekicks No Benefits and No
Vacation. It somehow also recruited Baby Ulcer to help it. So I had to
go through several warp jumps and a few dimentional side slips to
escape it."

Giving herself a good shake she walks shakily over to a table -
decides she is in no condition to jump up that distance (right now) -
plops down and begins to give herself a good grooming.

Somehow seeming to both groom and speak at the same time she said "So,
have I missed anything in the past months??"

She pauses and a small dish of milk and a lovely array of fresh sushi
appears next to her.


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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:07 pm
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Purple Kat wrote:
> A off-tune 'poof' sound is heard, immediately followed by
a medium
> sized purplish-colored cloud appearing about 3 feet off
the floor.
>
> A Purple Kat falls graceless-ly out of the cloud and lands
in a heap
> on the floor.
>
> Her fur is all different directions and it looks like she
could use
> not only a good grooming but a good meal (or 2).
>
> "Sorry about that" she says, refering to the purple cloud,
"but life
> got a hold of my tail and wouldn't let go. It took the
appearance of a
> Job From The Deepest Hole and it's sidekicks No Benefits
and No
> Vacation. It somehow also recruited Baby Ulcer to help it.
So I had to
> go through several warp jumps and a few dimentional side
slips to
> escape it."
>
> Giving herself a good shake she walks shakily over to a
table -
> decides she is in no condition to jump up that distance
(right now) -
> plops down and begins to give herself a good grooming.
>
> Somehow seeming to both groom and speak at the same time
she said "So,
> have I missed anything in the past months??"
>
> She pauses and a small dish of milk and a lovely array of
fresh sushi
> appears next to her.

Need a helping paw with that? I think I'm a bit larger than
you so I'll be careful.

Glad to see you've made it back to ABML. I've had some time
off lately too - doing way too many tax returns this past
month left time to not do anything else!

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Purrt the ghatta
Smitten Kitten
Part-time gryphon
Disciple to the Goddess of Chocolate
Owner of a full Pedant's licenc/se
Goddess of Impertinence
Snikkrish the Tearer
Carpe Bean

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:09 pm
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<skritches the Purple Kat's ears>

OoOo dah real world... scary...

<offers to helf the Kat groom>

~'PHyre
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:22 am
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"Purple Kat" <purplkat.TakeThisOut@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:6j3j42dkl75qm338r7k3t26goc12jivp0q@4ax.com...
> A off-tune 'poof' sound is heard, immediately followed by a medium
> sized purplish-colored cloud appearing about 3 feet off the floor.
>
> A Purple Kat falls graceless-ly out of the cloud and lands in a heap
> on the floor.
<snip>
> Somehow seeming to both groom and speak at the same time she said "So,
> have I missed anything in the past months??"
Well, I had baby #4 in Jan., little boy, very healthy and growing FAST!!!!
>
> She pauses and a small dish of milk and a lovely array of fresh sushi
> appears next to her.
Here's a plate of fish flavored fudge to help you recover. Welcome back.

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:00 am
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>
>"Purple Kat" <purplkat.DeleteThis@optonline.net> wrote in message
>news:6j3j42dkl75qm338r7k3t26goc12jivp0q@4ax.com...
>> A off-tune 'poof' sound is heard, immediately followed by a medium
>> sized purplish-colored cloud appearing about 3 feet off the floor.
>>
>> A Purple Kat falls graceless-ly out of the cloud and lands in a heap
>> on the floor.
><snip>
>> Somehow seeming to both groom and speak at the same time she said "So,
>> have I missed anything in the past months??"
>Well, I had baby #4 in Jan., little boy, very healthy and growing FAST!!!!

BABY!!!!?????????????

A set of hand knit baby booties, a baby-sized jacket and cap appear
near Sasha's feet. Upon inspection they all appear to have a small
purple kat knit into the design.

>> She pauses and a small dish of milk and a lovely array of fresh sushi
>> appears next to her.
>Here's a plate of fish flavored fudge to help you recover. Welcome back.

OOHH!! Fudge!
Do you know - that most of the other dimentions don't even know what
fudge is? (SIGH)

Thank you - very tasty

Purple Kat
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:09 am
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In article <6j3j42dkl75qm338r7k3t26goc12jivp0q RemoveThis @4ax.com>,
purplkat RemoveThis @optonline.net says...
> A off-tune 'poof' sound is heard, immediately followed by a medium
> sized purplish-colored cloud appearing about 3 feet off the floor.
>
> A Purple Kat falls graceless-ly out of the cloud and lands in a heap
> on the floor.
>
> Her fur is all different directions and it looks like she could use
> not only a good grooming but a good meal (or 2).
>

Welcome back, and enjoy this freshly poa... err caught
Scottish Salmon and bowl of Devon Cream.

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Part time Disciple of the God of Grilled-SPAM
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