Another Funny.....

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to
My husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he
replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't
it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man.

SG