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(Msg. 1) Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:17 pm
Post subject: Gollum's Last Meal
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His long lily-white fangs buried themselves in the diced pork pancake.
He munched, with tears in his eyes, but not even this pleasant meal,
which only lacked some fish to be perfect, could console him. Around
him, the inexorable rattle of incoming sporge continued. Gollum
decided that being evil and mad was nothing - nothing! He had been
happy before the sporge began. Relatively happy, at least.
"Sss... even the trolls are abandoning the Tolkiens newsgroups in
disgust", he mumbled. His voice choked. "Poor old Gollum doesn't want
to be alone with nassty cruel sporge! We hates it, we hates it, we
hates it!"
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:41 am
Post subject: Re: Gollum's Last Meal [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On 2008-01-24 18:17:56 -0500, hengels RemoveThis @swirve.com said:
> His long lily-white fangs buried themselves in the diced pork pancake.
> He munched, with tears in his eyes, but not even this pleasant meal,
> which only lacked some fish to be perfect, could console him. Around
> him, the inexorable rattle of incoming sporge continued. Gollum
> decided that being evil and mad was nothing - nothing! He had been
> happy before the sporge began. Relatively happy, at least.
> "Sss... even the trolls are abandoning the Tolkiens newsgroups in
> disgust", he mumbled. His voice choked. "Poor old Gollum doesn't want
> to be alone with nassty cruel sporge! We hates it, we hates it, we
> hates it!"
>
> Horus Engels
We hates it too.
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:33 am
Post subject: Re: Gollum's Last Meal [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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hengels DeleteThis @swirve.com kirjoitti:
> His long lily-white fangs buried themselves in the diced pork pancake.
> He munched, with tears in his eyes, but not even this pleasant meal,
> which only lacked some fish to be perfect, could console him. Around
> him, the inexorable rattle of incoming sporge continued. Gollum
> decided that being evil and mad was nothing - nothing! He had been
> happy before the sporge began. Relatively happy, at least.
> "Sss... even the trolls are abandoning the Tolkiens newsgroups in
> disgust", he mumbled. His voice choked. "Poor old Gollum doesn't want
> to be alone with nassty cruel sporge! We hates it, we hates it, we
> hates it!"
>
> Horus Engels
See what you done, you blackhearted sporgers!!
You've upset poor Horus so much that he's posting COMPREHENSIVELY!!
That is NOT the purpose of his existence...
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