Make the pun-ishment fit the crime

redc1c4 wrote:

 > "Paul H. Lemmen" wrote:
 >
  >>Alright, who're the wise guys that charged 500 "Love Ewe" inflaitable
  >>sheep
  >>and had them priority shipped to the Black Watch in Iraq? And who came
  >>up
  >>with the inscription on the gift card? "Missing Ewe" indeed!
  >>
  >>--
  >>Paul H. Lemmen
  >>(Do I explain this to the bean counters as a goodwill gesture between
  >>coalition partners?)
 >
 >
 > more importantly, we'll need a flock of even charges to balance
 > everything out.
 >
 > otherwise wool look sheepish when you get called in for the audit and
 > they
 > try to charge you for fleecing the government...... least ways, i've
 > herd they
 > do that to folks.
 >
 > red,
 > don't let them ram you on the charges, you old goat. %-)

Red, yer quite the kid-der .... trying to pool the wool over
Mr. Paul Lemmon's eyes ...%)

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In article <41B0A36C.641B2A16.TakeThisOut@drunkenbastards.org.ies>, "delete the
\".ies\"" wrote:

 > "Paul H. Lemmen" wrote:
  > >
  > > Alright, who're the wise guys that charged 500 "Love Ewe" inflaitable
  > > sheep
  > > and had them priority shipped to the Black Watch in Iraq? And who came
  > > up
  > > with the inscription on the gift card? "Missing Ewe" indeed!
  > >
  > > --
  > > Paul H. Lemmen
  > > (Do I explain this to the bean counters as a goodwill gesture between
  > > coalition partners?)
 >
 > more importantly, we'll need a flock of even charges to balance
 > everything out.
 >
 > otherwise wool look sheepish when you get called in for the audit and
 > they
 > try to charge you for fleecing the government...... least ways, i've
 > herd they
 > do that to folks.
 >
 > red,
 > don't let them ram you on the charges, you old goat. %-)

For a definitive tale of what can go wrong with inventories and audits,
even in a future force, see
<a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/classics/classics_archive/russell/russell" target="_blank">http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/classics/classics_archive/russell/russell</a>
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On 3 Dec 2004 07:12:00 -0800, "Paul H. Lemmen" <plemmen.RemoveThis@hotmail.com>
wrote:

 >Alright, who're the wise guys that charged 500 "Love Ewe" inflaitable
 >sheep
 >and had them priority shipped to the Black Watch in Iraq? And who came
 >up
 >with the inscription on the gift card? "Missing Ewe" indeed!

<whistles, looks innocent>

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Good afternoon,

Hail, Paul H. Lemmen! We who are about to post salute you.

 > Alright, who're the wise guys that charged 500 "Love Ewe"
 > inflaitable

Paul, you've just managed to turn my standard meta-pun joke on it's
head... Apparently, it's all a bunch of pun and games until someone
*finds* an 'i'.

 > sheep and had them priority shipped to the Black Watch in Iraq? And who
 > came up with the inscription on the gift card? "Missing Ewe" indeed!

Take care,
cb

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Engr Bohn wrote:
 > Good afternoon,
 >
 > Hail, Paul H. Lemmen! We who are about to post salute you.
 >
  > > Alright, who're the wise guys that charged 500 "Love Ewe"
  > > inflaitable
 >
 > Paul, you've just managed to turn my standard meta-pun joke on it's
 > head... Apparently, it's all a bunch of pun and games until someone
 > *finds* an 'i'.
 >
  > > sheep and had them priority shipped to the Black Watch in Iraq? And
who
  > > came up with the inscription on the gift card? "Missing Ewe"
indeed!
 >=20
 > Take care,
 > cb

Blasted spillchucker!!!

:=DE
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Paul H. Lemmen wrote:
| Engr Bohn wrote:
|| Good afternoon,
||
|| Hail, Paul H. Lemmen! We who are about to post salute you.
||
||| Alright, who're the wise guys that charged 500 "Love Ewe"
||| inflaitable
||
|| Paul, you've just managed to turn my standard meta-pun joke on it's
|| head... Apparently, it's all a bunch of pun and games until someone
|| *finds* an 'i'.
||
||| sheep and had them priority shipped to the Black Watch in Iraq? And
||| who came up with the inscription on the gift card? "Missing Ewe"
||| indeed!
||
|| Take care,
|| cb
|
| Blasted spillchucker!!!

You probably should tweak it a bit more. It's still having some problems.
lol
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