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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:44 pm
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A man finished reading the book "Man Of The House" while
commuting home from work. When he reached home, he stormed into
the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing his
finger in her face, he said, "From now on I want you to know that
I am the man of the house and my word is law! You are to prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?!"



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(almost there)





"The Funeral Director would be my guess," said his wife.

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:02 pm
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:55 pm
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In article <R6KcnYI0yNvcGfzfUSdV9g.TakeThisOut@ptd.net>, "Purrt" <ivaf.TakeThisOut@ptd.net>
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: A man finished reading the book "Man Of The House" while
: commuting home from work...

Point!

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:13 pm
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vj wrote:
 >Purrt wrote:
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 > ]"The Funeral Director would be my guess," said his wife.
 >
 > point!

Thank you!

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:14 pm
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Edna wrote:
 > Purrt wrote:
 > : A man finished reading the book "Man Of The House" while
 > : commuting home from work...
 >
 > Point!

Thank you!

I figured the females here would enjoy it. <g>

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