In message <9fed2bda.0406151231.1add1b26 DeleteThis @posting.google.com>,
berniealonge DeleteThis @hotmail.com wrote:
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> > SATISFACTORY
> > -Sauron
Plain awful.
> > -Orthanc & Saruman
I liked. How does Saruman meet his end in EE? Not falling on a spike I hope.
> > -Hobbiton
Except for the mountains in the background. "Mountains, Gandalf! I want to
see mountains again!" Then just walk out your front door Bilbo!
> > -Cave trolls
Needs work.
> > UNSATISFACTORY
> > -Treebeard
Looked ok, but it was a mistake to use JR-D as a second major character.
> > -Melodramatic Gollum
Perhaps, but remember, Gollum is supposed to be annoying.
> > -Hyperactive Moria goblins, ridiculously angry Uruk-hai
Nah.
> SATISFACTORY
> -Witch King/Nazgul
Generally pretty good, except perhaps the armor and helm that the WK used in
the RoTK too resembled that worn by Sauron in the prologue to FoTR (this caused
some confusing in persons I know who had never read the book).
> -Fell Beasts
Generally.
> -Hobbits in general
Not sure I agree. Frodo was turned from the "best Hobbit in the Shire" to a
craven and whiney twerp. Sam was good. Merry and Pippin were well acted,
especially Pippin, but Merry gets a bit short changed.
> -Aragorn
Until he speaketh.
> -Gandalf
Much better as the Gray than White.
> -All Armor and Weapons
Didn't like elvish armor or armorment. To dark and forbidding, and what
happened to the "bright" swords? At least in the Prologue to the FoTR, the
Noldorin elves ought to have been brighter and shinier.
> -Gollum
Generally. Some of the changes made for "dramatic" purposes (like turning
Frodo from Sam) were hokey.
> -Dead Marshes
Except I more imagined shimmering underwater lights, not little campfires.
> UNSATISFACTORY
> -Potato head Orc.
Heh, I liked that one.
> -The Dead from the paths of the dead.
They were passable, and I suppose I can accept their use at the Pelenor. I
think more shadowy and mysterious would have been a better portrayal though.
Me:
UNSATISFACTORY (understated)
Plot changes!
Liv Tyler (ewwwwwww!)
All the main characters trying out for parts of the Wizard of Oz's Cowardly
Lion.
Hugo Weaving (duh!)
Plot Changes
Galadriel...When she's not radioactive, she acts as if she had a pole shoved up
her a**.
Middle Earth the size of Rhode Island.
No Glamdring (a nit I know, but did we really need to glimpse Hobbitian Trolls
but no Glamdring).
The mighty creek Anduin.
Missed opportunities (like Aragorn's parley on Helm's Dike or was it the
Hornburg).
Stupid Continuity errors (see above about the Shire and mountains or solequays
about the "age of man" coming to and end while haranging hordes of human
armies).
Did I say plot changes?
SATISFACTORY
Um, well, Gimli, I liked Gimli.
The sets were generally good, especially Minas Tirith and the Morannan.
The Party.
And a few other things I do not now have the time to try to remember.
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Regards,
Michael P. Reed<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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