Ode to joke posting

To copy is flattery,
They say most sincere,
But we say that attitude,
Should be stuck in your ear.

We search and we Google,
For most of the night,
The jokes that we send,
Just have to be right.

We rewrite and twist them,
Such mischievous elves,
"Oh, I am so funny,"
We laugh to ourselves.

Then to our horror,
Our baffled eyes see,
That same awesome joke,
That was submitted by we!

Our heads start to throbbing,
Posting twice is so sad,
We hold back the grumbles,
Trying not to be mad.

So lay aside the redundance,
And spare friends that gall,
If you can't post originals,
Please don't post at all!

--
Ron

> To copy is flattery,
> They say most sincere,
> But we say that attitude,
> Should be stuck in your ear.
>
> We search and we Google,
> For most of the night,
> The jokes that we send,
> Just have to be right.
>
> We rewrite and twist them,
> Such mischievous elves,
> "Oh, I am so funny,"
> We laugh to ourselves.
>
> Then to our horror,
> Our baffled eyes see,
> That same awesome joke,
> That was submitted by we!
>
> Our heads start to throbbing,
> Posting twice is so sad,
> We hold back the grumbles,
> Trying not to be mad.
>
> So lay aside the redundance,
> And spare friends that gall,
> If you can't post originals,
> Please don't post at all!
>
> --
> Ron

But I was going to past that!!



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