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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:47 pm
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The patrons of the OEI&U notice something different about their
favorite bartender. For some reason, they just can't place it.
Something about him...
Then they figure it out...
He's green.
All over.
Every inch of fur is now colored green.
That neon, annoying green that is becoming popular.
And, in addition. there are two little deedly-boppers sticking
out the top of his head...he still has his normal ears, but now
he has what looks like little pitcher plants sticking out, too...
The ogre notices the stares and sighs.
"You can thank a certain ghatta running around for the change.
The other day via the Paste Orifice, I received a package
containing a pair of Shrek ears. Of course, it arrived JUST as a
fragment of literal cloud was floating past...so, now here I am."
"Thanks, Purrt."
The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
annoying donkeys running around...
Tristaan
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Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
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Or how it all work outs.
Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
The peace beyond all doubt."
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:56 pm
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Tristaan wrote:
<snippage>
> And, in addition. there are two little deedly-boppers sticking
> out the top of his head...he still has his normal ears, but now
> he has what looks like little pitcher plants sticking out,
too...
>
> The ogre notices the stares and sighs.
>
> "You can thank a certain ghatta running around for the change.
> The other day via the Paste Orifice, I received a package
> containing a pair of Shrek ears. Of course, it arrived JUST as
a
> fragment of literal cloud was floating past...so, now here I
am."
>
> "Thanks, Purrt."
>
> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
> annoying donkeys running around...
<BEFG>
I couldn't resist.
So, when do we see the photos?
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:40 pm
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In article <3cbsb05r1ips7hjo9i9vrqaokdepkl2agv.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
Tristaan <tristaanus.DeleteThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The patrons of the OEI&U notice something different about their
> favorite bartender. For some reason, they just can't place it.
> Something about him...
>
> Then they figure it out...
>
> He's green.
>
> All over.
>
> Every inch of fur is now colored green.
>
> That neon, annoying green that is becoming popular.
>
> And, in addition. there are two little deedly-boppers sticking
> out the top of his head...he still has his normal ears, but now
> he has what looks like little pitcher plants sticking out, too...
>
> The ogre notices the stares and sighs.
>
> "You can thank a certain ghatta running around for the change.
> The other day via the Paste Orifice, I received a package
> containing a pair of Shrek ears. Of course, it arrived JUST as a
> fragment of literal cloud was floating past...so, now here I am."
>
> "Thanks, Purrt."
>
> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
> annoying donkeys running around...
I wanna make waffles!
Don(key)
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:40 pm
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On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 20:40:58 GMT, Don Bruder stomped through my
brain with:
>> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
>> annoying donkeys running around...
>
>I wanna make waffles!
<Shrek like ogre roar>
STUPID DONKEY!
Tristaan (playing the part ;-] )
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Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
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Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
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"Lord, I don't know where all this is going,
Or how it all work outs.
Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
The peace beyond all doubt."
--"Lord, I Don't Know" by The Newsboys
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:40 pm
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>I wanna make waffles!
>
>Don(key)
So? Make some.
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:28 am
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In article <vffsb01tflb3b79c9bum75kts2tlv06ima RemoveThis @4ax.com>,
Tristaan <tristaanus RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 20:40:58 GMT, Don Bruder stomped through my
> brain with:
>
> >> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
> >> annoying donkeys running around...
> >
> >I wanna make waffles!
>
> <Shrek like ogre roar>
<sniff sniff> Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
(OK, OK, so I'm taking some liberties... I STILL wanna make waffles!)
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:06 am
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On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 15:47:37 -0400, Tristaan <tristaanus RemoveThis @yahoo.com>
scribbled:
<snip>
>He's green.
<snip>
>The ogre notices the stares and sighs.
>
>"You can thank a certain ghatta running around for the change.
>The other day via the Paste Orifice, I received a package
>containing a pair of Shrek ears. Of course, it arrived JUST as a
>fragment of literal cloud was floating past...so, now here I am."
>
>"Thanks, Purrt."
<snip>
Clever Purrt. <g>
Someone in my office acquired a few of those ears. Some of my
colleagues have been walking around (when _not_ at anything
managerial-meeting-like) wearing them for the past couple weeks.
It was most disconcerting, the first time I walked past an office
containing a green ear-wearing colleague. Classic double-take time.
Megan
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:34 am
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> The patrons of the OEI&U notice something different about their
> favorite bartender. For some reason, they just can't place it.
> Something about him...
>
> Then they figure it out...
>
> He's green.
>
> All over.
>
> Every inch of fur is now colored green.
>
> That neon, annoying green that is becoming popular.
>
> And, in addition. there are two little deedly-boppers sticking
> out the top of his head...he still has his normal ears, but now
> he has what looks like little pitcher plants sticking out, too...
>
> The ogre notices the stares and sighs.
>
> "You can thank a certain ghatta running around for the change.
> The other day via the Paste Orifice, I received a package
> containing a pair of Shrek ears. Of course, it arrived JUST as a
> fragment of literal cloud was floating past...so, now here I am."
>
> "Thanks, Purrt."
>
> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
> annoying donkeys running around...
Lip smacking <POP>
> Tristaan
"Look daddy, an Andorean."
"But honey, Andoreans are blue".
"Daddy, don't be so non-PC just because he is chromatically challenged."
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:01 am
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Rhino 7 <laney2 DeleteThis @comfishcast.net> schrieb:
>>I wanna make waffles!
>>
>>Don(key)
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>So? Make some.
>
Oh, yes please, some with rhubarb and whipped cram on top perhaps?
(We tried that combination last Sunday, absolutely great!)
>The Bookwurm
Akinaj
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On Wed, 2 Jun 2004 18:56:26 -0400, Purrt stomped through my brain
with:
>> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
>> annoying donkeys running around...
>
><BEFG>
>
>I couldn't resist.
>
>So, when do we see the photos?
Actually, to tell the truth, they were confiscated as soon as
they left the box.
<points over to the corner where a little Imp is wandering around
making ogre noises>
See?
Tristaan
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Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
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"Lord, I don't know where all this is going,
Or how it all work outs.
Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
The peace beyond all doubt."
--"Lord, I Don't Know" by The Newsboys
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"Got questions?"
"Have some Coffee!"
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On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:34:47 GMT, Aaron stomped through my brain
with:
>Lip smacking <POP>
AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!
>> Tristaan
>
>"Look daddy, an Andorean."
>"But honey, Andoreans are blue".
>"Daddy, don't be so non-PC just because he is chromatically challenged."
One thing I love about ST: Enterprise... The actor who played
Wayun/Brunt on DS9 was the Andorean commander in a number of
episodes. Did an EXCELLENT job of it, too.
Tristaan
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God of Grilled-SPAM™ and Summer, Disciple of Babble
Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
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"Lord, I don't know where all this is going,
Or how it all work outs.
Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
The peace beyond all doubt."
--"Lord, I Don't Know" by The Newsboys
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"Got questions?"
"Have some Coffee!"
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Tristaan <tristaanus.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<3cbsb05r1ips7hjo9i9vrqaokdepkl2agv.RemoveThis@4ax.com>...
> The patrons of the OEI&U notice something different about their
> favorite bartender. For some reason, they just can't place it.
> Something about him...
>
> Then they figure it out...
>
> He's green.
>
> All over.
>
> Every inch of fur is now colored green.
>
> That neon, annoying green that is becoming popular.
>
> And, in addition. there are two little deedly-boppers sticking
> out the top of his head...he still has his normal ears, but now
> he has what looks like little pitcher plants sticking out, too...
>
> The ogre notices the stares and sighs.
>
> "You can thank a certain ghatta running around for the change.
> The other day via the Paste Orifice, I received a package
> containing a pair of Shrek ears. Of course, it arrived JUST as a
> fragment of literal cloud was floating past...so, now here I am."
>
> "Thanks, Purrt."
>
> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
> annoying donkeys running around...
>
> Tristaan
> --
> Beware Spam Trap!: "us" is an "ogre"
> *******************************************************
> Ogre-Monk, ICQ# 14668166, AIM TristaanOgre
> God of Grilled-SPAM? and Summer, Disciple of Babble
> Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
> Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
> Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
> Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
> Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
> PGP Public Key available
> *******************************************************
> "Lord, I don't know where all this is going,
> Or how it all work outs.
> Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
> The peace beyond all doubt."
> --"Lord, I Don't Know" by The Newsboys
> *******************************************************
> "Got questions?"
> "Have some Coffee!"
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On 3 Jun 2004 09:56:11 -0700, HellPhyre stomped through my brain
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>I take it you're a delivery boy, not a messenger boy?
Actually, with Amethyst, I'm both...
Um....what's that sound?
Tristaan (suddenly buried by kinkies...)
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God of Grilled-SPAM™ and Summer, Disciple of Babble
Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
*******************************************************
"Lord, I don't know where all this is going,
Or how it all work outs.
Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
The peace beyond all doubt."
--"Lord, I Don't Know" by The Newsboys
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"Got questions?"
"Have some Coffee!"
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:32 pm
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"Tristaan" <tristaanus RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:3cbsb05r1ips7hjo9i9vrqaokdepkl2agv@4ax.com...
> The patrons of the OEI&U notice something different about their
> favorite bartender. For some reason, they just can't place it.
> Something about him...
>
> Then they figure it out...
>
> He's green.
>
> All over.
>
> Every inch of fur is now colored green.
>
> That neon, annoying green that is becoming popular.
>
> And, in addition. there are two little deedly-boppers sticking
> out the top of his head...he still has his normal ears, but now
> he has what looks like little pitcher plants sticking out, too...
>
> The ogre notices the stares and sighs.
>
> "You can thank a certain ghatta running around for the change.
> The other day via the Paste Orifice, I received a package
> containing a pair of Shrek ears. Of course, it arrived JUST as a
> fragment of literal cloud was floating past...so, now here I am."
>
> "Thanks, Purrt."
>
> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
> annoying donkeys running around...
<thunder of hooves>
<WINCE> Speak of the D...onkey.
Anne stares at the donkeys now running around the OEI&U, getting under
foot, in front of people, in behind those trying to back up, bumping into
people as well.... Then she turns to Tristaan with an exasperated look.
Couldn't you have checked to make sure the Cloud had left?
Anne
Elizabeth
Baldwin
> Tristaan
> --
> Beware Spam Trap!: "us" is an "ogre"
> *******************************************************
> Ogre-Monk, ICQ# 14668166, AIM TristaanOgre
> God of Grilled-SPAMT and Summer, Disciple of Babble
> Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
> Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
> Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
> Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
> Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
> PGP Public Key available
> *******************************************************
> "Lord, I don't know where all this is going,
> Or how it all work outs.
> Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
> The peace beyond all doubt."
> --"Lord, I Don't Know" by The Newsboys
> *******************************************************
> "Got questions?"
> "Have some Coffee!"
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On Sat, 24 Jul 2004 20:32:07 -1000, Anne Elizabeth Baldwin
stomped through my brain with:
>> The ogre sighs and gives a silent thanks that there aren't any
>> annoying donkeys running around...
>
> <thunder of hooves>
>
> <WINCE> Speak of the D...onkey.
>
> Anne stares at the donkeys now running around the OEI&U, getting under
>foot, in front of people, in behind those trying to back up, bumping into
>people as well.... Then she turns to Tristaan with an exasperated look.
>
> Couldn't you have checked to make sure the Cloud had left?
<several orangutans enter carrying shovels and pails...and
wearing clothes-pins on their noses>
<the ogre sighs>
If the 4-footed Not-A-Horse peoples weren't bad enough...
Tristaan
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Beware Spam Trap!: "us" is an "ogre"
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Ogre-Monk, ICQ# 14668166, AIM TristaanOgre
God of Grilled-SPAM™ and Summer, Disciple of Babble
Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
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"Lord, I don't know where all this is going,
Or how it all work outs.
Lead me to peace that has passed understanding,
The peace beyond all doubt."
--"Lord, I Don't Know" by The Newsboys
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"Got questions?"
"Have some Coffee!"
Answers at <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/coffeeandquestions/" target="_blank">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/coffeeandquestions/</a>
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