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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2003 4:19 am
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2002 Washington Post's Style Invitational winners from readers
who take a word, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and redefine it.

+Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
+Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
+Foreploy: Misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
+Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.
+Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
+Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
+Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit).
+Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like, a serious bummer.
+Glibido: All talk and no action.
+Dopier Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

--
Purrt the ghatta
Part-time gryphon
Disciple to the Goddess of Chocolate
Owner of a full Pedant's licenc/se
Goddess of Impertinence
Snikkrish the Tearer
Carpe Bean

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2003 10:41 am
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<delurk>
"Purrt" wrote
 > 2002 Washington Post's Style Invitational winners from readers
 > who take a word, alter it by
 > adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and redefine it.
 >
 > +Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
 > until you realize it was your money to start with.
 > +Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
 > +Foreploy: Misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
 > getting laid.
 > +Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.
 > +Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
 > person who doesn't get it.
 > +Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
 > late.
 > +Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).
 > +Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
 > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
 > it's like, a serious bummer.
 > +Glibido: All talk and no action.
 > +Dopier Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
 > they come at you rapidly.
 > [snip]

POINT!<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2003 10:49 am
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Anathae Townsend wrote
 > <delurk>
 > "Purrt" wrote
  > > 2002 Washington Post's Style Invitational winners from readers
  > > who take a word, alter it by
  > > adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and redefine it.
  > >
  > > +Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
  > > until you realize it was your money to start with.
  > > +Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  > > +Foreploy: Misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
  > > getting laid.
  > > +Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.
  > > +Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
  > > person who doesn't get it.
  > > +Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
  > > late.
  > > +Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).
  > > +Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
  > > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
  > > it's like, a serious bummer.
  > > +Glibido: All talk and no action.
  > > +Dopier Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
  > > they come at you rapidly.
  > > [snip]
 >
 > POINT!
 >
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:15 am
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"Anathae Townsend" <spam.RemoveThis@blocked.com> writes:

 >Anathae Townsend wrote
  >> <delurk>
[Purrt posting snipped]

 ></delurk>

ERROR 4404943a UNRECOGNIZED HTML FUNCTION </delurk>
CANCEL OF DELURKING MODE IS NOT PERMITTED
IN THIS GROUP.

REPORT TO PIE-O-MATIC TEST CHAMBER FOR
YOUR FORMAL INITIATION.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION FOLLOWS:

Welcome to the asylu^H^H^H^H^H community!

Joe Morris<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:15 am
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On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 21:15:07 +0000 (UTC), Joe Morris
<jcmorris.DeleteThis@mitre.org> wrote:

 >"Anathae Townsend" <spam.DeleteThis@blocked.com> writes:
 >
  >>Anathae Townsend wrote
   >>> <delurk>
 >[Purrt posting snipped]
 >
  >></delurk>
 >
 >ERROR 4404943a UNRECOGNIZED HTML FUNCTION </delurk>
 > CANCEL OF DELURKING MODE IS NOT PERMITTED
 > IN THIS GROUP.
 >
 > REPORT TO PIE-O-MATIC TEST CHAMBER FOR
 > YOUR FORMAL INITIATION.
 >
 > ENGLISH TRANSLATION FOLLOWS:
 >
 >Welcome to the asylu^H^H^H^H^H community!
 >
 >Joe Morris

Um, Joe... You do realize that *Bob* has been "improving" the
Pie-O-Matic test chamber?

Nightshade<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 1:53 am
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Joe Morris scribbled:
 > "Anathae Townsend" <spam.RemoveThis@blocked.com> writes:

  >>Anathae Townsend wrote
   >>> <delurk>
 > [Purrt posting snipped]

  >></delurk>

 > ERROR 4404943a UNRECOGNIZED HTML FUNCTION </delurk>
 > CANCEL OF DELURKING MODE IS NOT PERMITTED
 > IN THIS GROUP.

 > REPORT TO PIE-O-MATIC TEST CHAMBER FOR
 > YOUR FORMAL INITIATION.

 > ENGLISH TRANSLATION FOLLOWS:

 > Welcome to the asylu^H^H^H^H^H community!

POINT!

That's a good one!

Megan
Pointkeeper o' the Moment
Keeper of the FAQ: <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~mct/abml/" target="_blank">http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~mct/abml/</a>
Acolyte to the God of Grilled-SPAM<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 3:40 am
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"Joe Morris" <jcmorris RemoveThis @mitre.org> wrote in message
news:bdl0gr$q5$2@newslocal.mitre.org...
 > "Anathae Townsend" <spam RemoveThis @blocked.com> writes:
 >
  > >Anathae Townsend wrote
   > >> <delurk>
 > [Purrt posting snipped]
 >
  > ></delurk>
 >
 > ERROR 4404943a UNRECOGNIZED HTML FUNCTION </delurk>
 > CANCEL OF DELURKING MODE IS NOT PERMITTED
 > IN THIS GROUP.
 >
 > REPORT TO PIE-O-MATIC TEST CHAMBER FOR
 > YOUR FORMAL INITIATION.
 >
 > ENGLISH TRANSLATION FOLLOWS:
 >
 > Welcome to the asylu^H^H^H^H^H community!
 >
 > Joe Morris
(lol! love the error code.)

um... joe... you should see about getting the server software updated.
Surely it can recognize the cookie that recognizes the poster and know not
to attempt to send the goddess of chaos to the pie-o-matic test chamber.

and it should be welcome back, not welcome to

=P

Ana T. Goddess of Chaos, Temples of Mindless Abandon<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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