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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:52 am
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In accordance with ancient custom, a candle burns tonight in the window
[1] of the tar paper shack, in memory of Guido Fawkes. Would that he
were living at this hour; England hath need of him. &c.




[1] Actually, it's not a window, it's a hole in the tar paper caused by
either a falling branch or an infuriated wild boar. But we call it a
window.

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:25 am
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In <2004110522520676639 DeleteThis @zetnet.co.uk>, The Squoire wrote:
 >In accordance with ancient custom, a candle burns tonight in the window
 >[1] of the tar paper shack, in memory of Guido Fawkes. Would that he
 >were living at this hour; England hath need of him. &c.

In his honour tomorrow we shall ignite the fuzes of stacks of ordnance
and say "oooooh" as they go *bang* whooooooosh *BANG*.

Me and The Innocuous Dave on Mortars, I think.

Fancy comin' out for a bit of moil, toil an' hurly-burly, 'Drake?


 >[1] Actually, it's not a window, it's a hole in the tar paper caused by
 >either a falling branch or an infuriated wild boar. But we call it a
 >window.

Ah. Erm. I think that may have been an errant rocket-stick from last
week's little warm-up exercise. Sorry about that: the smaller blonde
item on the team is trying to get her fire more accurate. This time she
only hit me with *one* smack on the helmet; last time out it was two
near misses, and I began to feel bracketed, so it was a relief to get
the impact over with. Maybe I shouldn't've stood in line with your des.
res.

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:29 am
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In article <20041105232556.126006526014866.DeleteThis@firedrake.org>,
<anon2765.DeleteThis@firedrake.org> wrote:

 >Ah. Erm. I think that may have been an errant rocket-stick from last
 >week's little warm-up exercise. Sorry about that: the smaller blonde
 >item on the team is trying to get her fire more accurate. This time she
 >only hit me with *one* smack on the helmet; last time out it was two
 >near misses, and I began to feel bracketed, so it was a relief to get
 >the impact over with. Maybe I shouldn't've stood in line with your des.
 >res.

Are you sure it wasn't perhaps a more-than-usually-errant
surface-to-surface earwig? Some of the lads got a bit lost on the last
exercise, and since we haven't heard any singing they obviously haven't
found their way to a pub yet...

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:31 am
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RSM Willie Earwig wrote:

 > Are you sure it wasn't perhaps a more-than-usually-errant
 > surface-to-surface earwig?

Would that be surface to surface via the surface? Or has Isambard been
thinking again?

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:37 am
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A soon-to-be-enmortared Beetle wrote:

 > Me and The Innocuous Dave on Mortars, I think.

Boooom!


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(Msg. 6) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:45 am
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In article <20041105232556.126006526014866.TakeThisOut@firedrake.org>,
<anon2765.TakeThisOut@firedrake.org> wrote:

 >In his honour tomorrow we shall ignite the fuzes of stacks of ordnance
 >and say "oooooh" as they go *bang* whooooooosh *BANG*.

Not to mention "yum".

 >Fancy comin' out for a bit of moil, toil an' hurly-burly, 'Drake?

Absolutely. Bags the delicious ones with lots of nitrates and
magnesium.

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:52 am
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In article <1099697522.19664.0 RemoveThis @sabbath.news.uk.clara.net>,
Innocuous Dave <news RemoveThis @SPAMtechnoccult.org> wrote:
 >RSM Willie Earwig wrote:
  >> Are you sure it wasn't perhaps a more-than-usually-errant
  >> surface-to-surface earwig?
 >Would that be surface to surface via the surface?

Via enthusiastic and occasionally well-controlled wing-flapping,
actually.

 >Or has Isambard been
 >thinking again?

Isambard rarely refrains from thought.

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:57 am
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Isambard Kingdom Earwig wrote:
  > In article <1099697522.19664.0.DeleteThis@sabbath.news.uk.clara.net>,
  > Innocuous Dave <news.DeleteThis@SPAMtechnoccult.org> wrote:
  >
   >>RSM Willie Earwig wrote:
   >>
    >>>Are you sure it wasn't perhaps a more-than-usually-errant
    >>>surface-to-surface earwig?
   >>
   >>Would that be surface to surface via the surface?
  >
  >
  > Via enthusiastic and occasionally well-controlled wing-flapping,
  > actually.

I must confess to never having actually seen an earwig fly.

  >
   >>Or has Isambard been
   >>thinking again?
  >
  >
  > Isambard rarely refrains from thought.

So Nikola was telling me over at the power broadcasting station this
morning. He seemed a little concerned about it actually - kept mumbling
something about a substance called 'De-Caf' under his breath.


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(Msg. 9) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:30 am
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In article <1099699027.16449.0.TakeThisOut@ersa.uk.clara.net>,
Innocuous Dave <news.TakeThisOut@SPAMtechnoccult.org> wrote:
 >Isambard Kingdom Earwig wrote:
  > > Via enthusiastic and occasionally well-controlled wing-flapping,
  > > actually.
 >I must confess to never having actually seen an earwig fly.

Perhaps you should look more closely when irregular chirrings happen
just above head-height.

"Many earwigs can not fly. Even the Common Earwig, which can fly rather
well, hardly ever does."
[http://www.gardensafari.net/english/locusts.htm]

  > > Isambard rarely refrains from thought.
 >So Nikola was telling me over at the power broadcasting station this
 >morning. He seemed a little concerned about it actually - kept mumbling
 >something about a substance called 'De-Caf' under his breath.

Yes, some people use that instead of Trouser Stiffener. Isambard cannot
see the point of this practice.

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:55 am
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In <20041105232659.39084111627108.RemoveThis@earwigs.org>, RSM Willie Earwig wrote:
 >In article <20041105232556.126006526014866.RemoveThis@firedrake.org>,
 > <anon2765.RemoveThis@firedrake.org> wrote:
  >>Ah. Erm. I think that may have been an errant rocket-stick from last
  >>week's little warm-up exercise. Sorry about that: the smaller blonde
  >>item on the team is trying to get her fire more accurate. This time she
  >>only hit me with *one* smack on the helmet; last time out it was two
  >>near misses, and I began to feel bracketed, so it was a relief to get
  >>the impact over with. Maybe I shouldn't've stood in line with your des.
  >>res.
 >Are you sure it wasn't perhaps a more-than-usually-errant
 >surface-to-surface earwig? Some of the lads got a bit lost on the last
 >exercise, and since we haven't heard any singing they obviously haven't
 >found their way to a pub yet...

If they had, we still wouldn't have heard any *singing*. Get real,
Sergeant, you know perfectly well none of the lads can *sing*.

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:36 pm
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In article <20041106005526.849989561670558 RemoveThis @firedrake.org>,
<anon2765 RemoveThis @firedrake.org> wrote:
 >In <20041105232659.39084111627108 RemoveThis @earwigs.org>, RSM Willie Earwig wrote:
  >>Are you sure it wasn't perhaps a more-than-usually-errant
  >>surface-to-surface earwig? Some of the lads got a bit lost on the last
  >>exercise, and since we haven't heard any singing they obviously haven't
  >>found their way to a pub yet...
 >If they had, we still wouldn't have heard any *singing*. Get real,
 >Sergeant, you know perfectly well none of the lads can *sing*.

It hasn't stopped them trying. We live in hope.

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:08 pm
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Innocuous Dave wrote:
  > Isambard Kingdom Earwig wrote:
  >
   >> In article <1099699027.16449.0 DeleteThis @ersa.uk.clara.net>,
   >> Innocuous Dave <news DeleteThis @SPAMtechnoccult.org> wrote:
   >>
    >>> Isambard Kingdom Earwig wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Via enthusiastic and occasionally well-controlled wing-flapping,
    >>>> actually.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> I must confess to never having actually seen an earwig fly.
   >>
   >>
   >>
   >> Perhaps you should look more closely when irregular chirrings happen
   >> just above head-height.
  >
  >
  > Anyone who's s/u/r/v/i/v/e/d/ spent more than a couple of nights up at
  > Hill House knows better than to examine skittering noises too closely -
  > especially flying ones.
  >
   >> "Many earwigs can not fly. Even the Common Earwig, which can fly rather
   >> well, hardly ever does."
   >> [http://www.gardensafari.net/english/locusts.htm]
   >>
    >>>> Isambard rarely refrains from thought.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> So Nikola was telling me over at the power broadcasting station this
    >>> morning. He seemed a little concerned about it actually - kept
    >>> mumbling something about a substance called 'De-Caf' under his breath.
   >>
   >>
   >>
   >> Yes, some people use that instead of Trouser Stiffener. Isambard cannot
   >> see the point of this practice.
  >
  >
  > Hmmm... Nikola definitely seemed to be in favour of it, and said it
  > would probably help Isambard's performance on the jogging track
  > (whatever that is).
  >


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(Msg. 13) Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:19 pm
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In article ,
Innocuous Dave <news.DeleteThis@SPAMtechnoccult.org> wrote:

<FX: snip entire previous quoted posting>

They say that memory is the first thing to go.

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(Msg. 14) Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:26 pm
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Chris Suslowicz wrote:
 > In article ,
 > Innocuous Dave <news.DeleteThis@SPAMtechnoccult.org> wrote:
 >
 > <FX: snip entire previous quoted posting>

I have no idea why it's appeared as a quote. There *are* additions...

 > They say that memory is the first thing to go.
 >
 > Chris.

Who?

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(Msg. 15) Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:53 pm
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In article <1099843737.25279.0.TakeThisOut@ersa.uk.clara.net>, Innocuous Dave
<news.TakeThisOut@SPAMtechnoccult.org> wrote (in a slightly odd manner):

 > Isambard Kingdom Earwig wrote:
  >> Yes, some people use that instead of Trouser Stiffener. Isambard cannot
  >> see the point of this practice.
 > Hmmm... Nikola definitely seemed to be in favour of it, and said it
 > would probably help Isambard's performance on the jogging track
 > (whatever that is).

A foredoomed addition to the Metropolitan Forficuline Railway.

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