SEEKING LITERARY AGENT

Seeking a literary agent specializing in children's books who would
like to review my completed manuscript, 'The Adventures of Fart-tastic
Freddy.' This is the first in a series of chapter books for younger
readers: 'Freddy vs. the Belcher.' To come: 'Freddy vs. Snotnose'
and 'Freddy vs. B.O. Billy.' These are cutting-edge yet utterly
charming books in the bestselling tradition of 'Walter the Farting
Dog.' Sample illustrations also available. I am a professional author
whose comic-books have sold in excess of three million copies. Concept
is WGA registered. Serious inquiries only, please.

On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 15:25:26 -0800, zenman wrote:

 > Seeking a literary agent specializing in children's books who would
 > like to review my completed manuscript, 'The Adventures of Fart-tastic
 > Freddy.' This is the first in a series of chapter books for younger
 > readers: 'Freddy vs. the Belcher.' To come: 'Freddy vs. Snotnose'
 > and 'Freddy vs. B.O. Billy.' These are cutting-edge yet utterly
 > charming books in the bestselling tradition of 'Walter the Farting
 > Dog.' Sample illustrations also available. I am a professional author
 > whose comic-books have sold in excess of three million copies. Concept
 > is WGA registered. Serious inquiries only, please.

Sorry, it was only funny once - and not even very funny then. The only
thing thaat made Walter amusing was the illustrationos. I notice you
didn't ID your comic books that have sold "in excess of three million
copies." I didn't have to advertise for agent on a newsgroup after I hit
750,000!<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->