SMELLS LIKE DULKA INNIT

Reuters, Tokyo, Wednesday

Stephen Dulka, known as the Kidney Wiper is being a hailed as a folk hero by
those members of Japanese society who enjoy stimulating themselves by
inserting unusual objects up their rectums. Kuesko Mohutiri, Chairman of The
Nagasaki Anus Club said 'Mr Dulka is highlighting a great hobby and pastime
indulged in by at least sixteen percent of the adult population; we need to
make sure that people stimulate themselves safely and not end up in hospital
as Mr Dulka has done. I have personally sent a copy of our handbook to avoid
future accidents.' Mr Dulka's-who injured himself when inserting a three
foot long lava lamp into his bottom- condition is stable though he developed
diahorrea during the night; his wife Keiko, 61, remained at the bedside and
said that diahorrea was a from a poisoned chocolate sent by a well wisher:
'it dat Shattenstein and I don't like it; something smell funny about this.'
Mrs Dulka was put under sedation and was said to be suffering from mania.

"ROBBIE" <word_chemist.TakeThisOut@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<btkblb$8bljc$1@ID-200782.news.uni-berlin.de>...
 > Reuters, Tokyo, Wednesday
 >
 > Stephen Dulka, known as the Kidney Wiper is being a hailed as a folk hero by
 > those members of Japanese society who enjoy stimulating themselves by
 > inserting unusual objects up their rectums. Kuesko Mohutiri, Chairman of The
 > Nagasaki Anus Club said 'Mr Dulka is highlighting a great hobby and pastime
 > indulged in by at least sixteen percent of the adult population; we need to
 > make sure that people stimulate themselves safely and not end up in hospital
 > as Mr Dulka has done. I have personally sent a copy of our handbook to avoid
 > future accidents.' Mr Dulka's-who injured himself when inserting a three
 > foot long lava lamp into his bottom- condition is stable though he developed
 > diahorrea during the night; his wife Keiko, 61, remained at the bedside and
 > said that diahorrea was a from a poisoned chocolate sent by a well wisher:
 > 'it dat Shattenstein and I don't like it; something smell funny about this.'
 > Mrs Dulka was put under sedation and was said to be suffering from mania.

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