Hey, I thought of a good analogy. It probably falls flat
on its face in some way too, but you can tell me how.
It's as if Sauron taught Celebrimbor how to make computers
and operating systems, but Sauron designed them with hidden BDs
(back doors). Sauron worked the BD into his design so cleverly
that even when Celebrimbor designed the Three, he put in the BD
unbeknownst even to him.
When Sauron made the One, it immediately accessed the BD of
all the other computers and made them zombies. The first thing
he got the zombies to do was to capture the souls of the owners
and make the owners zombies of the computers. But the holders
of the Three shut down their systems before that could happen.
He then took the Nine from the Nazgul. That way, he could
control the Nazgul without even using the One, since they were
already zombies of the Nine. He tried to do the same with the
Seven.
Sauron also designed and programmed a lot of software for
the One, and changed his business practices so that he couldn't
function normally without the One. When he lost the One, he had
to go back to paper processes.
When Gollum, then Bilbo, then Frodo got a hold of the One,
they couldn't access all the higher-level functionality of it
because the operating system was too hard to use. (Must have
been something like Unix!) They could use it for a few simple
things that any high-powered computer could be used for, but not
for controlling the Three, for making minions do their bidding,
or anything like that.
The One had reprogrammed the Three so much that their
owners couldn't take out all the hooks without crashing the
system entirely. They knew that when the One was destroyed, it
would automatically use the BD to reformat the Three's hard
drives, but they couldn't do anything about that.
So when the One was destroyed, it fried the Three, and
Sauron, distraught at the prospect of having to run a paper
office forevermore, died from sheer stress!
--Jamie. (efil4dreN)
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