Sick holiday humor from my Dad

Amethyst <hmartin3.TakeThisOut@COOKIESptd.net> wrote in message news:<le4stvos5sbimreh4a2lt8mhuuum7cri30.TakeThisOut@4ax.com>...
 > Left click on the globe and shake it....
 >
<font color=purple> > <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font" target="_blank">http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font</a>>
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 >
 > ~Amethyst
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 > I have gone in search of myself.
 > Should I return before I get back,
 > keep me here.
 > -----------

Heheheh! That reminds me of the animation at the beginning of Finding
Nemo. With the snowman, and the sunny "everyplace".
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 >Amethyst wrote:
  >> Left click on the globe and shake it....
  >>
<font color=green>  >> <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font" target="_blank">http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font</a>>
  >>
 >POINT!!!!
 >
 >Did anyone just sit and watch it for a while? It's hysterical -
 >particularly the cannib^H^H^Hsnowman.
 >
 >--
 >Purrt the ghatta

Let me see if I got it all, there's:
- Snowboarding guy
- Skating guy
- Snowman building girl (eaten by snowman)
- Driveway shoveling guy ("Hey!")
- Tree decorating bird.

My goodness! Someone has Waaaaaaay too much spare time.

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On 15 Dec 2003 16:28:41 -0800, HellPhyre113 RemoveThis @comcast.net (HellPhyre)
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 >Amethyst <hmartin3 RemoveThis @COOKIESptd.net> wrote in message news:<le4stvos5sbimreh4a2lt8mhuuum7cri30 RemoveThis @4ax.com>...
  >> Left click on the globe and shake it....
  >>
<font color=green>  >> <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font" target="_blank">http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font</a>>
  >>
  >>
  >> ~Amethyst
  >> ---------
  >> I have gone in search of myself.
  >> Should I return before I get back,
  >> keep me here.
  >> -----------
 >
 >Heheheh! That reminds me of the animation at the beginning of Finding
 >Nemo. With the snowman, and the sunny "everyplace".
 >~'PHyre
 >AIM:HellPhyre87




That short was much funnier before they "disneyfied" it. Let's
just say that the sunbather and mermaid had cerain...... "assets" that
made it very apparent why the snowman was working so hard to get out
of that snowglobe! *GGG*


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Posted and e-mailed.
On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 01:17:30 GMT, Rhino 7 stomped through my
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 >Let me see if I got it all, there's:
 >- Snowboarding guy
 >- Skating guy
 >- Snowman building girl (eaten by snowman)
 >- Driveway shoveling guy ("Hey!")
 >- Tree decorating bird.

I like how if snowboarding guy is doing his thing at the same
time as skating guy he takes out skating guy....

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Posted and e-mailed.
On 15 Dec 2003 16:28:41 -0800, HellPhyre stomped through my
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 >Heheheh! That reminds me of the animation at the beginning of Finding
 >Nemo. With the snowman, and the sunny "everyplace".

Very funny little short. I'm glad that Pixar/Disney has been
adding cartoon shorts to the beginning of movies again. Here's
hoping the trend takes off.

Tristaan
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On Mon, 15 Dec 2003 16:06:56 -0500, "Purrt" <ivaf DeleteThis @ptd.net> wrote:

 >Amethyst wrote:
  >> Left click on the globe and shake it....
  >>
<font color=green>  >> <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font" target="_blank">http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</font</a>>
  >>
 >POINT!!!!
 >
Yay! My first point this game!!!

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On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 08:48:25 -0500, Tristaan <tristaanus RemoveThis @yahoo.com>
wrote:

 >Posted and e-mailed.
 > On 15 Dec 2003 16:28:41 -0800, HellPhyre stomped through my
 >brain with:
 >
  >>Heheheh! That reminds me of the animation at the beginning of Finding
  >>Nemo. With the snowman, and the sunny "everyplace".
 >
 >Very funny little short. I'm glad that Pixar/Disney has been
 >adding cartoon shorts to the beginning of movies again. Here's
 >hoping the trend takes off.
 >
 >Tristaan

For The Birds was worth the entire cost of the Toy Story 2 DVD.

What is it with Pixar and birds? I had NO idea that birds were so
funny, but I crack up every time I see that short, and the seagulls in
Nemo slay me.

Maybe i'm just bird-brained...

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Posted and e-mailed.
On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 01:45:57 GMT, Rhino 7 stomped through my
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 >For The Birds was worth the entire cost of the Toy Story 2 DVD.
 >
 >What is it with Pixar and birds? I had NO idea that birds were so
 >funny, but I crack up every time I see that short, and the seagulls in
 >Nemo slay me.

Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?

 >Maybe i'm just bird-brained...

Hey, and I'm an ape...we're just a menagerie in the library...

Tristaan
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  >>What is it with Pixar and birds? I had NO idea that birds were so
  >>funny, but I crack up every time I see that short, and the seagulls in
  >>Nemo slay me.
 >
 >Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
 >
  >>Maybe i'm just bird-brained...
 >
 >Hey, and I'm an ape...we're just a menagerie in the library...
 >
 >Tristaan

And if there were three of us, we could be a menagerie a trois.

<EG>

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"Rhino 7" <laney2.TakeThisOut@comfishcast.net> wrote:

 > What is it with Pixar and birds? I had NO idea that birds were so
 > funny, but I crack up every time I see that short, and the seagulls in
 > Nemo slay me.

Speaking of Nemo... The new Looney Toons movie had cameos
of various cartoon characters, but none from Disney -- except
one scene where Bugs Bunny says, "Hey, I found Nemo!" Any
idea why? After all, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" had Warner
Brothers Cameos.

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"John H. Morrison" <johnm307 RemoveThis @sbcglobal.netmunist> wrote in message
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 > "Rhino 7" <laney2 RemoveThis @comfishcast.net> wrote:
 >
  > > What is it with Pixar and birds? I had NO idea that birds were so
  > > funny, but I crack up every time I see that short, and the seagulls in
  > > Nemo slay me.
 >
 > Speaking of Nemo... The new Looney Toons movie had cameos
 > of various cartoon characters, but none from Disney -- except
 > one scene where Bugs Bunny says, "Hey, I found Nemo!" Any
 > idea why? After all, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" had Warner
 > Brothers Cameos.

IIRC at the time WFRR was done both sides said that everything just happened
to some together - and they expect it will never happen again. Too bad.
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"Paige" <ppwalker DeleteThis @sympatico.ca> wrote:

> > Speaking of Nemo... The new Looney Toons movie had cameos
> > of various cartoon characters, but none from Disney -- except
> > one scene where Bugs Bunny says, "Hey, I found Nemo!" Any
> > idea why? After all, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" had Warner
> > Brothers Cameos.
>
> IIRC at the time WFRR was done both sides said that everything just happened
> to some together - and they expect it will never happen again. Too bad.

Too bad, it would have been nice to see Donald and Daffy together
again. Or Bugs and Mickey. However, things don't just happen to
come together. Somebody decides to do it, others approve, and it
gets done.

-- John
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