It has already been divined that all great achievements in history,
literature, and science are due to avatars of TOLKIEN. But we can now
go further.
Our scientists have determined that each step of physical evolution
was also the work of TOLKIEN.
TOLKIEN was the first bacterium to become an amoeba. He was the first
multicellular organism, the first trilobite, the first vertebrate. He
it was who first dared the leave the waters for dry land, He who
became the first mammal, and He who first stood erect. He then
invented the razor, shaved off all His fur, and became human.
And He it is who transcended humanity. I believe He is now a giant
caelestial jellyfish; but MORAMBAR has not soken on that point.
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