The Tailor's Shop! (And Out Back....) Opening!

Before the official opening, I'm offering a tantalising taste of my
wares:

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Come one, come all, browse my wonderful wares! ... (or come out back
for something special).

John Dallman, your coat is in stock, ready for pick up!

As for the rest of you, clothing requests are all catered for!

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Psst. You. Yes, you. Over here. Follow me Out Back.

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Here. Have a butchers at this Nitroglycerene cake. Magnesium fuse on
the candle. Timer and remote detonators optional. Great for getting rid
of:
-Evidence in a hurry, should the Filth arrive
-Enemies (here, I bought you a cake to make up...)
-Purveyors of second hand books

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As for the Grand Opening, I'm wondering if the Sqoire himself would
honour me by cutting this (magnesium) ribbon with these large, quality
(flint) scissors...

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Harry, Tailor and dodgy dealer