Today's stock market report

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Today's stock market report:

* Helium shares were on the up
* Shares in feathers were down
* Shares in paper were stationery
* Florescent tubing was dimmed in light trading
* Stocks in knives were up sharply
* Cows steered into a bull market
* The market for pencils lost a few points
* Hiking equipment was trailing
* The market for elevators rose, while escalators
continued their slow decline
* Weights were up in heavy trading
* The demand for mining equipment hit rock bottom
* Nappies remained unchanged
* Shipping lines stayed at an even level
* The market for raisins dried up
* Coca-Cola fizzled
* Caterpillar stock inched up a bit
* Sun peaked at midday
* Scott Tissue touched a new bottom

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