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Bull!
Here's the best poem ever written:
I have two ducks, one blue, one black
And when the blue duck goes Quack Quack
The black duck quickly quack-quacks back!
So while the blue's a quicker quacker,
The black's a quicker quacker-backer.
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:26 pm
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On Mar 20, 12:21 pm, Christopher Helms <Chrishelms....TakeThisOut@yahoo.com>
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> Mary had a little lamb
> His fleece was black as soot
> And everywhere that lambie went
> His sooty foot he put.
>
> --Larry Fine
mary had a little sheep
with whom she always used to sleep
the sheep turned out
to be a ram
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:26 pm
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On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
> Mary had a little lamb
> His fleece was black as soot
> And everywhere that lambie went
> His sooty foot he put.
>
> --Larry Fine
>
Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and jam".
Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate
And kicked its little c*** in.
(MAD magazine, IIRC)
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:26 pm
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Peter Moylan wrote:
> Christopher Helms wrote:
>> Mary had a little lamb
>> His fleece was black as soot
>> And everywhere that lambie went
>> His sooty foot he put.
>>
>> --Larry Fine
>>
> Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and
> jam". Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> And it was always gruntin'
> She tied it to a five-bar gate
> And kicked its little c*** in.
>
> (MAD magazine, IIRC)\
MAD Magazine? Isn't that doubtful? Or has the magazine gotten more
risque over the years?
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On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:56 +1100, Peter Moylan posted:
>On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
>> Mary had a little lamb
>> His fleece was black as soot
>> And everywhere that lambie went
>> His sooty foot he put.
>>
>> --Larry Fine
>>
>Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and jam".
>Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>
>Mary had a little lamb
>And it was always gruntin'
>She tied it to a five-bar gate
>And kicked its little c*** in.
>
> (MAD magazine, IIRC)
My CD set goes up to 1998, and the only references I can find don't
have that version.
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Oleg Lego filted:
>
>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:56 +1100, Peter Moylan posted:
>
>>On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
>>> Mary had a little lamb
>>> His fleece was black as soot
>>> And everywhere that lambie went
>>> His sooty foot he put.
>>>
>>> --Larry Fine
Sure that wasn't Ish Kabibble?...
>>Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and jam".
>>Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>>
>>Mary had a little lamb
>>And it was always gruntin'
>>She tied it to a five-bar gate
>>And kicked its little c*** in.
>>
>> (MAD magazine, IIRC)
>
>My CD set goes up to 1998, and the only references I can find don't
>have that version.
Mary had a little lamb
It was one of the largest
They caught her with it late one night
And brought her up on charges.
(and then I wrote:)
Mary had a little lamb
And nothing much besides
She brought it to the county fair
And got on all the rides
For Mary was a clever girl
Both in and out of bed
And the guys who didn't sample her
Took on the sheep instead.
.....r
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On 20 Mar 2008 22:50:44 -0700, R H Draney posted:
>Oleg Lego filted:
>>
>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:56 +1100, Peter Moylan posted:
>>
>>>On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
>>>> Mary had a little lamb
>>>> His fleece was black as soot
>>>> And everywhere that lambie went
>>>> His sooty foot he put.
>>>>
>>>> --Larry Fine
>
>Sure that wasn't Ish Kabibble?...
>
>
>>>Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and jam".
>>>Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>>>
>>>Mary had a little lamb
>>>And it was always gruntin'
>>>She tied it to a five-bar gate
>>>And kicked its little c*** in.
>>>
>>> (MAD magazine, IIRC)
>>
>>My CD set goes up to 1998, and the only references I can find don't
>>have that version.
>
>Mary had a little lamb
>It was one of the largest
>They caught her with it late one night
>And brought her up on charges.
>
> (and then I wrote:)
>
>Mary had a little lamb
>And nothing much besides
>She brought it to the county fair
>And got on all the rides
>
>For Mary was a clever girl
>Both in and out of bed
>And the guys who didn't sample her
>Took on the sheep instead.
One from my childhood.
Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little jam,
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And Oh, how sick our Mary is.
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:38 pm
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On Mar 21, 4:57 pm, Jeffrey Turner <jtur....DeleteThis@localnet.com> wrote:
> Oleg Lego wrote:
> > On 20 Mar 2008 22:50:44 -0700, R H Draney posted:
>
> >>Oleg Lego filted:
>
> >>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:56 +1100, Peter Moylan posted:
>
> >>>>On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
>
> >>>>>Mary had a little lamb
> >>>>>His fleece was black as soot
> >>>>>And everywhere that lambie went
> >>>>>His sooty foot he put.
>
> >>>>>--Larry Fine
>
> >>Sure that wasn't Ish Kabibble?...
>
> >>>>Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and jam"..
> >>>>Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>
> >>>>Mary had a little lamb
> >>>>And it was always gruntin'
> >>>>She tied it to a five-bar gate
> >>>>And kicked its little c*** in.
>
> >>>> (MAD magazine, IIRC)
>
> >>>My CD set goes up to 1998, and the only references I can find don't
> >>>have that version.
>
> >>Mary had a little lamb
> >>It was one of the largest
> >>They caught her with it late one night
> >>And brought her up on charges.
>
> >> (and then I wrote:)
>
> >>Mary had a little lamb
> >>And nothing much besides
> >>She brought it to the county fair
> >>And got on all the rides
>
> >>For Mary was a clever girl
> >>Both in and out of bed
> >>And the guys who didn't sample her
> >>Took on the sheep instead.
>
> > One from my childhood.
>
> > Mary had a little lamb,
> > A little pork, a little jam,
> > An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
> > And Oh, how sick our Mary is.
>
> Mary had a little Lamb,
> some lobster and some prunes.
> A glass of milk, a piece of pie,
> and then some macaroons.
> It made the naughty waiters grin
> to see her order so...
> for when they carried Mary out:
> her face was white as snow!!!
>
> --
> "The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without
> formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to
> deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree
> odious and is the foundation of all totalitarian government
> whether Nazi or Communist."
>
> - Winston Churchill, Nov. 21, 1943- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Mary had a little lamb
But though it was a llama
So she changed for hope
Then hoped to change
The lamb into Obama.
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On Mar 21, 5:38 pm, pinky <pinknebul....TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Mar 21, 4:57 pm, Jeffrey Turner <jtur....TakeThisOut@localnet.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Oleg Lego wrote:
> > > On 20 Mar 2008 22:50:44 -0700, R H Draney posted:
>
> > >>Oleg Lego filted:
>
> > >>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:56 +1100, Peter Moylan posted:
>
> > >>>>On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
>
> > >>>>>Mary had a little lamb
> > >>>>>His fleece was black as soot
> > >>>>>And everywhere that lambie went
> > >>>>>His sooty foot he put.
>
> > >>>>>--Larry Fine
>
> > >>Sure that wasn't Ish Kabibble?...
>
> > >>>>Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and jam".
> > >>>>Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>
> > >>>>Mary had a little lamb
> > >>>>And it was always gruntin'
> > >>>>She tied it to a five-bar gate
> > >>>>And kicked its little c*** in.
>
> > >>>> (MAD magazine, IIRC)
>
> > >>>My CD set goes up to 1998, and the only references I can find don't
> > >>>have that version.
>
> > >>Mary had a little lamb
> > >>It was one of the largest
> > >>They caught her with it late one night
> > >>And brought her up on charges.
>
> > >> (and then I wrote:)
>
> > >>Mary had a little lamb
> > >>And nothing much besides
> > >>She brought it to the county fair
> > >>And got on all the rides
>
> > >>For Mary was a clever girl
> > >>Both in and out of bed
> > >>And the guys who didn't sample her
> > >>Took on the sheep instead.
>
> > > One from my childhood.
>
> > > Mary had a little lamb,
> > > A little pork, a little jam,
> > > An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
> > > And Oh, how sick our Mary is.
>
> > Mary had a little Lamb,
> > some lobster and some prunes.
> > A glass of milk, a piece of pie,
> > and then some macaroons.
> > It made the naughty waiters grin
> > to see her order so...
> > for when they carried Mary out:
> > her face was white as snow!!!
>
> > --
> > "The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without
> > formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to
> > deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree
> > odious and is the foundation of all totalitarian government
> > whether Nazi or Communist."
>
> > - Winston Churchill, Nov. 21, 1943- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> But though it was a llama
>
> So she changed for hope
> Then hoped to change
>
> The lamb into Obama.
>
> pink- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Mary had a little lamb
The lamb, a barn to sit in
But when the little lamb emerged
The President was Clinton.
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On Mar 21, 12:50 am, R H Draney <dadoc... RemoveThis @spamcop.net> wrote:
> Oleg Lego filted:
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> >On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:56 +1100, Peter Moylan posted:
>
> >>On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
> >>> Mary had a little lamb
> >>> His fleece was black as soot
> >>> And everywhere that lambie went
> >>> His sooty foot he put.
>
> >>> --Larry Fine
>
> Sure that wasn't Ish Kabibble?...
I don't know. I read someplace that The Late Mr Fine used to recite
that as part of his Vaudeville act before he "upgraded" to being a
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Oleg Lego wrote:
> On 20 Mar 2008 22:50:44 -0700, R H Draney posted:
>
>
>>Oleg Lego filted:
>>
>>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:56 +1100, Peter Moylan posted:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 21/03/08 06:21, Christopher Helms wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Mary had a little lamb
>>>>>His fleece was black as soot
>>>>>And everywhere that lambie went
>>>>>His sooty foot he put.
>>>>>
>>>>>--Larry Fine
>>
>>Sure that wasn't Ish Kabibble?...
>>
>>
>>
>>>>Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and jam".
>>>>Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>>>>
>>>>Mary had a little lamb
>>>>And it was always gruntin'
>>>>She tied it to a five-bar gate
>>>>And kicked its little c*** in.
>>>>
>>>> (MAD magazine, IIRC)
>>>
>>>My CD set goes up to 1998, and the only references I can find don't
>>>have that version.
>>
>>Mary had a little lamb
>>It was one of the largest
>>They caught her with it late one night
>>And brought her up on charges.
>>
>> (and then I wrote:)
>>
>>Mary had a little lamb
>>And nothing much besides
>>She brought it to the county fair
>>And got on all the rides
>>
>>For Mary was a clever girl
>>Both in and out of bed
>>And the guys who didn't sample her
>>Took on the sheep instead.
>
> One from my childhood.
>
> Mary had a little lamb,
> A little pork, a little jam,
> An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
> And Oh, how sick our Mary is.
Mary had a little Lamb,
some lobster and some prunes.
A glass of milk, a piece of pie,
and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin
to see her order so...
for when they carried Mary out:
her face was white as snow!!!
--
"The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without
formulating any charge known to the law, and particularly to
deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree
odious and is the foundation of all totalitarian government
whether Nazi or Communist."
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On 21/03/08 13:47, Maria C. wrote:
> Peter Moylan wrote:
>> Back in the 1960s, that third line was "And into Mary's bread and
>> jam". Anyway, for a followup you can have this one:
>>
>> Mary had a little lamb
>> And it was always gruntin'
>> She tied it to a five-bar gate
>> And kicked its little c*** in.
>>
>> (MAD magazine, IIRC)\
>
> MAD Magazine? Isn't that doubtful? Or has the magazine gotten more
> risque over the years?
>
Well, I did add "IIRC". Now I'm starting to suspect that I didn't RC.
Another possibility is a book put out by the Monty Python team.
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