The Widow

Once a young woman married a very wealthy business man. They lived
ten happy years together until he had a heart attack and passed away.
Of course, he left her a very wealthy widow.

Still being young after her husband had died, she met a handsome
actor. They married and she saw many Broadway shows, many of which he
was the star. They had a wonderful time together, but after they'd
been married about ten years he too passed away.

Still being a young woman of about 40, she began going to church. She
met the new pastor, and they fell in love and married. Unfortunately
after a few years he too passed away.

Still being a very desirable woman, she met a wonderful man. He was a
mortician. After they'd been married about five years, she took ill
and passed away.

Some people say that she married one for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go.

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:29:22 +0200, Talashar stomped through my
brain with:

>Some people say that she married one for the money, two for the show,
>three to get ready, and four to go.

<GROAN>

Saw that one coming a mile away...


POINT!!!

Tristaan

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