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androgynouspau1

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Since: Jun 02, 2004
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:06 pm
Post subject: Why I am a better person than Michael Martinez
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1. I am very beautiful. MM is not. 2. I am considerably younger than
MM. 3.I live in Tolkien's homeland.MM does not. 4. I have an almost
proofreader level of punctuation knowledge.MM does not. 5. I could
beat MM up, employing my Jun Fan/Jeet Kune Do knowledge and skills.
6.I have a good sense of humour.MM does not. 7.I am not a computer
geek.MM is. 8.I have never upset anyone enough to cause them to break
into my home.MM has.

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mhaines

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Since: Jan 30, 2004
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:15 pm
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In article <8fae4ad6.0406061106.250a435e RemoveThis @posting.google.com>,
androgynouspauly RemoveThis @yahoo.co.uk says...
 > 1. I am very beautiful. MM is not. 2. I am considerably younger than
 > MM. 3.I live in Tolkien's homeland.MM does not. 4. I have an almost
 > proofreader level of punctuation knowledge.MM does not. 5. I could
 > beat MM up, employing my Jun Fan/Jeet Kune Do knowledge and skills.
 > 6.I have a good sense of humour.MM does not. 7.I am not a computer
 > geek.MM is. 8.I have never upset anyone enough to cause them to break
 > into my home.MM has.

That's nice. Go away now.

Michelle
Flutist
--
Drift on a river, That flows through my arms
Drift as I'm singing to you
I see you smiling, So peaceful and calm
And holding you, I'm smiling, too
Here in my arms, Safe from all harm
Holding you, I'm smiling, too
-- For Xander [9/22/98 - 2/23/99]<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->

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cjwright79

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Since: Oct 25, 2004
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:16 pm
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I dearly hope that no one accuses Gorbag of being a 'mere' troll. He's
irrelevant, but funny.
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mgs_71

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:32 am
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In message <8fae4ad6.0406061106.250a435e DeleteThis @posting.google.com>, Unattended Gorbag
wrote:
 > 2. I am considerably younger than
 > MM.

I would think this is a reason why you would be inferior.

<g>

 > 3.I live in Tolkien's homeland.

Definately inferior. <g> 'Course, you could have lived in France.

<Ducks>

--
Regards,

Michael P. Reed

P.S. If it is not already obvious, the above is TFIC.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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androgynouspau1

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Since: Jun 02, 2004
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:32 am
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Michael P. Reed <mgs_7.TakeThisOut@dontspamme.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<A3Mwc.17028345$Of.2831566@news.easynews.com>...
 > In message <8fae4ad6.0406061106.250a435e.TakeThisOut@posting.google.com>, Unattended Gorbag
 > wrote:
  > > 2. I am considerably younger than
  > > MM.
 >
 > I would think this is a reason why you would be inferior.

youth is highly prized in modern society

  > > 3.I live in Tolkien's homeland.
 >
 > Definately inferior. <g> 'Course, you could have lived in France.

economically inferior but this is a place for tolkien fans so dwelling
in his neck of the global woods must count for a lot<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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jonny_new_jean1

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Since: Apr 21, 2004
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:06 am
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"Unattended Gorbag" <androgynouspauly.DeleteThis@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8fae4ad6.0406061728.17f1037c@posting.google.com...
 > Michael P. Reed <mgs_7.DeleteThis@dontspamme.yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<A3Mwc.17028345$Of.2831566@news.easynews.com>...
  > > In message <8fae4ad6.0406061106.250a435e.DeleteThis@posting.google.com>, Unattended
Gorbag
  > > wrote:
   > > > 2. I am considerably younger than
   > > > MM.
  > >
  > > I would think this is a reason why you would be inferior.
 >
 > youth is highly prized in modern society
 >
   > > > 3.I live in Tolkien's homeland.
  > >
  > > Definately inferior. <g> 'Course, you could have lived in France.
 >
 > economically inferior but this is a place for tolkien fans so dwelling
 > in his neck of the global woods must count for a lot



I lived at number 1, Stone Street, Headington, Oxford - for a while (as a
student). Only a couple of miles from JRRT's old house. So ner.

Rather bizarrely, this thing was also just a couple of miles away:
<a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.inspiresoxford.net/showphoto.php?photo=113" target="_blank">http://www.inspiresoxford.net/showphoto.php?photo=113</a><!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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user1371

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Since: Jun 14, 2004
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:52 pm
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On 6 Jun 2004 12:06:56 -0700, androgynouspauly DeleteThis @yahoo.co.uk (Unattended
Gorbag) wrote:

 >1. I am very beautiful. MM is not. 2. I am considerably younger than
 >MM. 3.I live in Tolkien's homeland.MM does not. 4. I have an almost
 >proofreader level of punctuation knowledge.MM does not. 5. I could
 >beat MM up, employing my Jun Fan/Jeet Kune Do knowledge and skills.
 >6.I have a good sense of humour.MM does not. 7.I am not a computer
 >geek.MM is. 8.I have never upset anyone enough to cause them to break
 >into my home.MM has.

Shut up, slut.

1.MM is a cool fella. Ur not.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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