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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:51 pm Post subject: does anyone know how to Archived from groups: alt>books>tom-holt (more info?)

clean the screens of those touchy-feely monitor screens? The soft ones that give a little if you touch them. Don't want to do any damage to someone else's machine. -- Diem Guardian of Gargoyles and Woodlice (email dm at diemzone not news) >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:51 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <MPG.1973a76dc96ee44398969b DeleteThis @news.cis.dfn.de>, diem <news DeleteThis @diemzone.co.uk> wrote: >clean the screens of those touchy-feely monitor screens? The soft ones >that give a little if you touch them. Walk over them eating anything that sticks up. Oh. um. Yes. A very very slightly dampened tissue will do the job, followed up by a dry tissue to get the moisture off. Don't use anything apart from water. The Woodlice (we will wash it, we will scrub it...)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:56 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

"diem" <news.TakeThisOut@diemzone.co.uk> wrote in message news:MPG.1973a76dc96ee44398969b@news.cis.dfn.de... > clean the screens of those touchy-feely monitor screens? The soft ones > that give a little if you touch them. > > Don't want to do any damage to someone else's machine. Do you mean the TFT ones? I clean mine with a spray that we got at the same time as the PC Also got a roller thing to clean the spray off with (good at his aren't I?) Melody<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:12 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <bec56g$3dmj6$1@ID-6544.news.dfncis.de>, Melody.TakeThisOut@wibble.org says... > > "diem" <news.TakeThisOut@diemzone.co.uk> wrote in message > news:MPG.1973a76dc96ee44398969b@news.cis.dfn.de... > > clean the screens of those touchy-feely monitor screens? The soft ones > > that give a little if you touch them. > > > > Don't want to do any damage to someone else's machine. > > Do you mean the TFT ones? I clean mine with a spray that we > got at the same time as the PC Also got a roller thing to clean > the spray off with (good at his aren't I?) > Hmm. Got no special sprays. Ta, anyway. Will follow the Woodlice Advice of the week. -- Diem Guardian of Gargoyles and Woodlice (email dm at diemzone not news)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:43 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In <MPG.19749b439dda153998969c RemoveThis @news.cis.dfn.de> Diem wrote: >In article <bec56g$3dmj6$1@ID-6544.news.dfncis.de>, Melody RemoveThis @wibble.org >says... >> "diem" <news RemoveThis @diemzone.co.uk> wrote in message >> news:MPG.1973a76dc96ee44398969b@news.cis.dfn.de... >> > clean the screens of those touchy-feely monitor screens? The soft ones >> > that give a little if you touch them. >> > Don't want to do any damage to someone else's machine. >> Do you mean the TFT ones? I clean mine with a spray that we >> got at the same time as the PC Also got a roller thing to clean >> the spray off with (good at his aren't I?) >Hmm. >Got no special sprays. Ta, anyway. Will follow the Woodlice Advice of the >week. As their Guardian, you could always just let them loose to do the job for you! Beetle Cartographer, Bombardier, Weather Witch and Village Storekeeper Selling atonal apples, and amplified heat, and Pressed Rat's collection of dog-legs and feet. Coffee mornings a speciality.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:54 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <20030708114314.539163386755721 DeleteThis @firedrake.org>, anon2765 DeleteThis @firedrake.org says... > In <MPG.19749b439dda153998969c DeleteThis @news.cis.dfn.de> Diem wrote: > > >In article <bec56g$3dmj6$1@ID-6544.news.dfncis.de>, Melody DeleteThis @wibble.org > >says... > >> "diem" <news DeleteThis @diemzone.co.uk> wrote in message > >> news:MPG.1973a76dc96ee44398969b@news.cis.dfn.de... > >> > clean the screens of those touchy-feely monitor screens? The soft ones > >> > that give a little if you touch them. > >> > Don't want to do any damage to someone else's machine. > >> Do you mean the TFT ones? I clean mine with a spray that we > >> got at the same time as the PC Also got a roller thing to clean > >> the spray off with (good at his aren't I?) > >Hmm. > >Got no special sprays. Ta, anyway. Will follow the Woodlice Advice of the > >week. > > As their Guardian, you could always just let them loose to do the job for you! > If twere my own, of course I would (honest!) Ahem - but i want to return Em's computer to her in the state I got it: sans woodlice-footprints. However, if they want to come and crunch the gingersnap crumbs out of my new ergonomic keyboard, they're entirely welcome. -- Diem Guardian of Gargoyles and Woodlice (email dm at diemzone not news)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:19 am Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <MPG.1974b34d9a070b7198969d.TakeThisOut@news.cis.dfn.de>, diem <news.TakeThisOut@diemzone.co.uk> wrote: >In article <20030708114314.539163386755721.TakeThisOut@firedrake.org>, >anon2765@firedrake.org says... >> As their Guardian, you could always just let them loose to do the job for you! >If twere my own, of course I would (honest!) >Ahem - but i want to return Em's computer to her in the state I got it: >sans woodlice-footprints. We could wipe our feet first... >However, if they want to come and crunch the gingersnap crumbs out of my >new ergonomic keyboard, they're entirely welcome. oooooooh. See why we like our Guardian? <munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch> The Woodlice<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:45 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <20030708221807.815606365054013 RemoveThis @woodlice.net>, woodlice RemoveThis @woodlice.net says... > In article <MPG.1974b34d9a070b7198969d RemoveThis @news.cis.dfn.de>, > diem <news RemoveThis @diemzone.co.uk> wrote: > >In article <20030708114314.539163386755721 RemoveThis @firedrake.org>, > >anon2765@firedrake.org says... > >> As their Guardian, you could always just let them loose to do the job for you! > >If twere my own, of course I would (honest!) > >Ahem - but i want to return Em's computer to her in the state I got it: > >sans woodlice-footprints. > > We could wipe our feet first... > > >However, if they want to come and crunch the gingersnap crumbs out of my > >new ergonomic keyboard, they're entirely welcome. > > oooooooh. See why we like our Guardian? > > <munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch> > > The Woodlice > There's bit of variety over on the number pad, rich tea crumbs and a few bits of fruit cake. Been there a while, too. -- Diem Guardian of Gargoyles and Woodlice (email dm at diemzone not news)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:04 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <MPG.197602ad59c645bc9896a1 DeleteThis @news.cis.dfn.de>, diem <news DeleteThis @diemzone.co.uk> wrote: >In article <20030708221807.815606365054013 DeleteThis @woodlice.net>, >woodlice@woodlice.net says... >> In article <MPG.1974b34d9a070b7198969d DeleteThis @news.cis.dfn.de>, >> diem <news DeleteThis @diemzone.co.uk> wrote: >> >However, if they want to come and crunch the gingersnap crumbs out of my >> >new ergonomic keyboard, they're entirely welcome. >> oooooooh. See why we like our Guardian? >> <munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch> >There's bit of variety over on the number pad, rich tea crumbs and a few >bits of fruit cake. Been there a while, too. <chitinous grin> Do you want this very small bottle with a Seal of Solomon on it? Seems to have got down between the O and the P keys. The Woodlice<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:16 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <20030709130319.0308600145663185.DeleteThis@woodlice.net>, woodlice.DeleteThis@woodlice.net says... > In article <MPG.197602ad59c645bc9896a1.DeleteThis@news.cis.dfn.de>, > diem <news.DeleteThis@diemzone.co.uk> wrote: > >In article <20030708221807.815606365054013.DeleteThis@woodlice.net>, > >woodlice@woodlice.net says... > >> In article <MPG.1974b34d9a070b7198969d.DeleteThis@news.cis.dfn.de>, > >> diem <news.DeleteThis@diemzone.co.uk> wrote: > >> >However, if they want to come and crunch the gingersnap crumbs out of my > >> >new ergonomic keyboard, they're entirely welcome. > >> oooooooh. See why we like our Guardian? > >> <munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch><munch> > >There's bit of variety over on the number pad, rich tea crumbs and a few > >bits of fruit cake. Been there a while, too. > > <chitinous grin> > > Do you want this very small bottle with a Seal of Solomon on it? Seems > to have got down between the O and the P keys. > > The Woodlice > Lost between Open and Print eh? Hmm, <ponders>. Is it a brass bottle? -- Diem Guardian of Gargoyles and Woodlice (email dm at diemzone not news)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:59 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <MPG.197617ed5cc528939896a4.DeleteThis@news.cis.dfn.de>, diem <news.DeleteThis@diemzone.co.uk> wrote: >In article <20030709130319.0308600145663185.DeleteThis@woodlice.net>, >woodlice@woodlice.net says... >> Do you want this very small bottle with a Seal of Solomon on it? Seems >> to have got down between the O and the P keys. >Lost between Open and Print eh? Hmm, <ponders>. Is it a brass bottle? Tastes like brass. There seems to be some Arabic writing on it; we think it might be "best before AH 1419". The Woodlice<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <20030709145739.412739361244352.DeleteThis@woodlice.net>, woodlice.DeleteThis@woodlice.net says... > In article <MPG.197617ed5cc528939896a4.DeleteThis@news.cis.dfn.de>, > diem <news.DeleteThis@diemzone.co.uk> wrote: > >In article <20030709130319.0308600145663185.DeleteThis@woodlice.net>, > >woodlice@woodlice.net says... > >> Do you want this very small bottle with a Seal of Solomon on it? Seems > >> to have got down between the O and the P keys. > >Lost between Open and Print eh? Hmm, <ponders>. Is it a brass bottle? > > Tastes like brass. There seems to be some Arabic writing on it; we > think it might be "best before AH 1419". > > The Woodlice > Then that seems like adequate recompense for keeping my belongings crumb free for a while. Let's say - oh - a hundred years? -- Diem Guardian of Gargoyles and Woodlice (email dm at diemzone not news)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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(Msg. 13) Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: does anyone know how to [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <MPG.1976475767189b1b9896a5.DeleteThis@news.cis.dfn.de>, diem <news.DeleteThis@diemzone.co.uk> wrote: >Then that seems like adequate recompense for keeping my belongings crumb >free for a while. Let's say - oh - a hundred years? Cor. <venturesome nibble> <very small puff of evil-smelling smoke> <one story from the Thousand and One Nights later> ....erm... OK, I don't think we need that any more... <shiver> The Woodlice<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: does anyone know how to

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