dont panic ( slidin th unicycle in th wet )

dont panic ( slidin th unicycle in th wet )
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just a tad

was pissin down


one am and i'm home
i did start out early though

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thursday today

well actually
now it;s friday

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mel's adamant
she's not sleepin with frannie

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>>>smile<<<

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promised joshie
next time i land in t h door
i'll bring a guitar

i was givin him curry
he was playin a new car game simulation

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i hit a couple of walls tonight
was slippery

really like th steel grates
around th trees


gets really

out there

as th tyre turns on th steel

still do th slalom but


just maybe

not quite as fast


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robin
isnt goin with jade anymore

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saw ya robin
and jade

had a smoke with michael
and a few of th folk

they were goin to some
undeground party

six bucks

i wanted to keep playin in th rain


summer rain

no shirt

midnight

fun as



oh yeah
did i mention a unicycle ?

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middle of th road
pissin down rain

yeah i do drugs


i have fun

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had some mostly excellent slides

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this girl thought i had lots of energy
yes sweetie

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ah well
it was a decent workout


and barbie girl was funny

poor franny

had a tooth out
and feelin it

found myself strokin her hand
i do love that girl


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if ya dont think he's cute
why are ya fuckng him ?


you;re mad

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i dunno
i think he's cute

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this girl jamie

streetie

by th talk


lookin for
robert johnston

but we were talkin th blues


in th park

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in th dark


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not too many brave souls out there

buskin tonight

bradley was out

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i got wet
enough

and had my fun

and went


ah fuck it

i'll go home


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most fantasies aren;t worth living

the ones i've lived


i cant live again
no longer a fantasy


still fun maybe
but something missing


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i had a buzz around th big xmas tree

got a little dizzy


and a bit

out of it


cause i was outta my gourd


th security guard give me a thumbs up




oh good


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scared th shit out of a few ppl
as usual

and amused a few others
as usual


and just generally
ran amok


copcar didnt even slow down

im goin th wrong way


up th one way street

in th dark

no lights


on a mad unicycle
with a shark fin stickin outta my head

covered in pure wizard skin ya understand

fuckers to hold still



stay ya bastard
dont wanna kill ya

just want some skin


i dont think he saw me




some of th cops are pretty cool


specially th dickless tracy;s
when their bottom
jaw drops

i like that


just sail
off a gutter

on th unicycle

not lookin

and trek th wrong way down th road



jump th centre divider
a couple of times

continue

wrong side of th road


run th light and

spin round th post



and


again...

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fuckin rain



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green hey ?


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musta been her colour for th day

cathy ?


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i look different cause th hat's over there ?

ah that;s much clearer

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dont think th joint helped


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a skatey chick

man


thought they all disappeared


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i pulled out some

seventies
vintage


skateboarding


michael had a board with him


it's been
a while ok



back when th boards were wooden
hey i can ride a unicycle


got it to tack
uphill


and did a couple easy turns


i was into slalom

at speed


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hey michael

you can do that
paul hogan

nigel lovelace

eleven years of age goin on fourty seven


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fuck we''re young in th head


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i aint gropwin up
no fuckn way


im just outside playin
when i get too wet

i'll use th towel im carryin to dry off

it aint there for ornamentation

douglas adams was no fool


carry th fuckin towel
it;s got lots of uses


keeps th blisters down

surfin a unicycle
for hours


anyway



that and good drugs


speakin of which
had to cruise home early

and stash my drugs


i get searched on accasion

in town


fucked if i know why


..
..
..

love ya;'s fucking hard
..
..
..

paulie

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p.s.


th drugs are safely home
i had to go via

th fortitude valley


you know


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saw a few ppl lose it
which is always nice

and ispose

a few i didnt see

which is nice too



saw that big pretty girl smile enough times
yeah man
i had my fill


im outta here...

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my town
i ride where i please


im th wizard


they call me


th shark

i'm a land shark


th wheel and i are one


surfing thru th

human crowd


groovin t
excellent music
mp3 player

and just


floating along


smooth as



beautiful slide
on th wet metal grate

controlled


and ride off
smooth as


th unicycle tyre biting for traction

riding th edge
of adhesion


surfing...