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> Just make sure you have the doors firmly closed the next time you have
> a shower.

Yes, I can think of few things likely to be less welcome in a shower
than an angry Willy, especially one dressed as his mother.

Though to be pedantic, showers usually have curtains rather than doors
(and to be even more pedantic, doors can usually be locked). Thus on a
point of accuracy you would have better off saying:

"Just make sure you lock the door time you have a shower."

(Which would have merely allowed me to make the 'angry Willy' joke.)

If you ever need an editor - and let's be honest, you clearly do -
please don't call me. It'd be a fulltime job.

"Zarok" <> Yes, I can think of few things likely to be less welcome in a
shower
> than an angry Willy, especially one dressed as his mother.
>

Maybe he wants some of your willie? Willie wants some willie?? I guess he
likes the creamy filling inside. Just keep sucking willie.