good brother, bad brother

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Subject: The Good Brother & The Bad Brother




  > >`One brother was very good and tried to always live right and be
 > helpful.
  > >His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things that men
  > >should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt. The bad brother
  > >died. He was still missed by his brother since he loved him despite his
 >
  > >ways. Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven.
  > >Everything was beautiful and wonderful there, and he was very happy. One
 >
  > >day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there. God
 >
  > >said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and went to
 >
  > >Hell instead. The good brother then asked God if there was any way for
  > >him to see his brother. So God gave him the power of vision to see into
  > >Hell and there was his brother. He was sitting on a bench with a keg of
  > >beer under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other. Confused, the
 > good
  > >brother said to God, "I am so happy that you let me into Heaven with
  > >you. It is so beautiful here and I love it. But I don't understand, if
 >
  > >my brother was bad enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of
 > beer
  > >and a gorgeous blonde? It hardly seems like a punishment." God said
 > unto
  > >him, "Things are not always as they seems, my son. The keg has a hole in
 >
  > >it; the blonde does not.

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