another good one...

Hillbilly Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the
stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was,
he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought
the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy,
didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning
before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy
began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after
her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she
looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly chick he's
runnin' around with."

doc krin...

Worst Tuba in the ABM-L out of practice musicians' band

nope, don't need no hickory, dickory, Doc!
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