Too good not to share!

Biljo White wrote:
> This email received the other day -- one of the funniest of its kind.
> Better than any poem by Dorkery or other on-line (read: incompetent) poet:
>
Well? Did you respond? I mean, one has to wonder what David Duke was
doing in Nigeria.

> Dear Beloved,
> It is a privileged to hear from God and it gives me
> joy to relate my testimony to you haven received
> instruction from God through divine revelation.
> And I have the pleasure to share my testimony with
> you, having seen your contact from the Internet. I am
> Rev Dave Frank, the legal adviser to late Mr. David Duke
> couple that lived in my Country Nigeria for 32 years
> before they both died in the plane crash late last
> year. These couples were good Christians, they so
> dedicated to God but they had no child till they died.
> throughout their stay in my country, they acquired a
> lot of properties like lands, house properties, etc.
> As their legal adviser, before their death, the
> husband Mr. David Duke instructed me to write his WILL.
> Because they had no child, they dedicated their wealth
> to God. According to the WILL, the properties have to
> be sold and the money be given out to a ministry for
> the work of God. As their legal adviser, all the
> documents for the properties were in my care. He gave
> me the authority to sell the properties and give out
> the fund to the Ministries for the work of God.
> In short, after their death, I sold all the properties
> as instructed and I was able to realized $16million US
> dollars). Instead of giving the fund out for the work
> of God as instructed by the owner before his death, I
> converted the fund to myself with the intention of
> investing the fund abroad for my personal use. I was
> afraid of putting the fund in the Bank, because I have
> to give account to the bank on how I got the money. I
> then packaged the fund in a trunk boxes and deposited
> the trunk boxes with a security company. I did not
> want the management of the Security Company to know
> the content of the trunk boxes, therefore I
> registered the content of the trunk boxes as Gold
> Bars. Now, the security company believes that what I
> deposited with them was Gold Bars.
> I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Paul was
> preaching the word of God on television. After hearing
> the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a
> born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I
> started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened
> my eyes and I discovered that the only way I could
> have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and
> right by giving out the fund as instructed for the
> work of God by the owner before his death.
> I have asked God for forgiveness and I know that God
> have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and
> right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to
> the chosen ministry for the purpose of God's work as
> instructed by the owner before his death.
> After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his
> choice and direct me to a honest Christian or the
> chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace.
> I then came across your address on the Internet as I
> wa s browsing through a Christian site, so this is how
> I got your contact information, and I then decided to
> contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things
> that will glorify the name of God.
> I have notified the Security Company where I deposited
> the trunk boxes that contained the fund, that I am
> moving the boxes abroad and the security company
> has since been waiting for my authority for the
> boxes to leave my country and move to abroad.
> So if you know that you will use this fund honestly
> for things that will glorify God's name, then do
> urgently contact me back first through this my
> private email address only, revdavefrank.RemoveThis@yahoo.com and the
> details will be given to you on how you will be able
> to receive the fund in your country through the
> security company.
> You should also forward to me your telephone and fax
> number for easy communication and to fax you the
> documents concerning the trunk boxes.
> Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.
> Yours in Christ.
> Rev Dave Frank
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