"You might be a military wife if...."

"You Might Be A Military Wife If......."

1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries
before it reaches you.
2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering
your husband's LES and running a family on what
was ACTUALLY deposited.
3. "Savings" sounds like a great idea and you hope
to someday have some.
5. You can simultaneously be a control freak, change
plans on a moment's notice, yet you are not being
treated for schizophrenia.
6. You know the Tricare regulations/procedures better
than their service reps.
7. You know what forms you need better than your
husband's Admin clerk.
8. You are strangely attracted (or repulsed) by the
color green.
9. You can calculate the cost of a 5-minute phone
call from any country, any time, on up to four different
calling plans.
10. At a distance, you can pick out your husband from
100 other men with identical haircuts and clothes.
11. The face paint in your closet is NOT for your children.
12. Name tapes are not just for kids.

JEFF THE BEAR
The three best things in life are family, friends, and books.

Jeff the Bear wrote:
 > "You Might Be A Military Wife If......."
 >
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 > 6. You know the Tricare regulations/procedures better
 > than their service reps.

Is Tricare the 'new and improved' CHAMPUS?

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That's what everybody calls me.

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Currently: Dark Mahogany on top
Blue-black on the nape
Malaysian Cherry on top of it all.
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Member of ABMLNCSC - Base singer, very base
"Mommy, make daddy stop singing".

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