Where oh where has my ogre gone?

External Since: Sep 11, 2007 Posts: 36

"Tristaan" <tristaanus RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> An oranguatan appears in the midst of the OEI&U tavern. This, in
> and of itself, is not unusual. The various corporealities of
> Tristaan and his alter-egos are constantly popping in and out as
> their alternative universes interact with the current one.
>
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>
> With that, the ogre turns to leave. He stops at the doorway and
> turns to address the patrons. "Oh, and by the way, if you see a
> box with a gold lid decorated with a pair of cherubim, whatever
> you do, DO NOT LOOK AT IT. Cleaning up melted faces off the
> floor is such a nasty job."

But, Shoggoths don't HAVE faces, so I should be immune to THAT effect
anyway. Hmm, no bones to melt away either.

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External Since: Oct 16, 2005 Posts: 293

>>>> Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
>>>> Harrison Ford -- as if they should get anyone else???
>>>> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/
>>> Well, three other actors have officially played Indiana Jones.
>> River Pheonix in Last Crusade, was one of them, yes? Who were
>> the other two?
>
> Actually, I left out one, but I'm sure he should count
>
> Really Young Indiana Jones - Corey Carrier
> Medium Young Indiana Jones - Sean Patrick Flannery
> Really Old Indiana Jones - George Hall (he originally appeared in framing
> sequences at the beginning and end of episodes, they later stopped that,
> and the ones used were dropped from the DVDs when they came out).

So who was originally cast to play Indy, they even had posters printed,
but they could not get him out of his TV show contract long enough to
film the movie?

BTW, Steven Spielberg wanted Harrison Ford, but George Lucas did not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones#Casting

I only remembered this because I recalled seeing a picture of the poster
in a People, or similar, magazine.

Also, if some unholy fool decides to open the 'box' in your presence,
shut your eyes until you hear the sound FX of the lid slamming onto the box.

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