I cannot read

On 4 Dec 2003 01:59:29 -0600, John H. Morrison stomped through my
brain with:

 >"Shane D. Maudiss" <shane_d_maudiss.DeleteThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
 >
  >> Please you helpen me
 >
 >I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. You see, this is a reading
 >forum. One has to read to get anything out of it.

POINT!

I was trying to figure out how to reply to this Shane
character....

Tristaan
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On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 08:46:02 -0500, Tristaan <tristaanus.RemoveThis@yahoo.com>
wrote:

 >On 4 Dec 2003 01:59:29 -0600, John H. Morrison stomped through my
 >brain with:
 >
  >>"Shane D. Maudiss" <shane_d_maudiss.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
  >>
   >>> Please you helpen me
  >>
  >>I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. You see, this is a reading
  >>forum. One has to read to get anything out of it.
 >
 >POINT!
 >
 >I was trying to figure out how to reply to this Shane
 >character....
 >
 >Tristaan

I'd like to know how he figured out to post to a book-related
newsgroup, and how he figured out to actually type in his request,
when he can't read.....

~Amethyst
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I have gone in search of myself.
Should I return before I get back,
keep me here.
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Amethyst wrote:

 > On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 08:46:02 -0500, Tristaan <tristaanus DeleteThis @yahoo.com>
 > wrote:
 >
 >
  >>On 4 Dec 2003 01:59:29 -0600, John H. Morrison stomped through my
  >>brain with:
  >>
  >>
   >>>"Shane D. Maudiss" <shane_d_maudiss DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
   >>>
   >>>
   >>>>Please you helpen me
   >>>
   >>>I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. You see, this is a reading
   >>>forum. One has to read to get anything out of it.
  >>
  >>POINT!
  >>
  >>I was trying to figure out how to reply to this Shane
  >>character....
  >>
  >>Tristaan
 >
 >
 > I'd like to know how he figured out to post to a book-related
 > newsgroup, and how he figured out to actually type in his request,
 > when he can't read.....
 >
 > ~Amethyst

He's a troll.
He posted something totally articulate and 'let's try and stir up some
trouble' over on callahan's recently.

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On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 14:23:13 -0600, Bookwyrm stomped through my
brain with:

  >> I'd like to know how he figured out to post to a book-related
  >> newsgroup, and how he figured out to actually type in his request,
  >> when he can't read.....
 >
 >He's a troll.
 >He posted something totally articulate and 'let's try and stir up some
 >trouble' over on callahan's recently.

Hmmm...okay, then we should probably avoid feeding him...

Ah, but no-one said we couldn't feed ON him...


<sounds of sizzling meat on a grill>

Troll steaks anyone?

Tristaan
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Beware Spam Trap!: "us" is an "ogre"
*******************************************************
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God of Grilled-SPAM™ and Summer, Disciple of Babble
Assistant Librarian/Orangutan, Pedant Target,
Chief Brute, Husband of Amethyst, Father of Charis and Talia
Co-Owner of The Ogre, the Elf, The Imp, and The Urchin
Violinist for the ABML out-of-practice-musicians band
Keyboard Martyr, Keeper of the ABML Cookbook
PGP Public Key available
*******************************************************
Lord, lift me up with tender care.
Will You wash me clean in the palm of Your hands?
Lord, hold me close so I can thrive
When You touch me, that's when I know I'm alive.
--"Thrive" by The Newsboys
*******************************************************
"What is a Mennonite?"
Answers at <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.thirdway.com/" target="_blank">http://www.thirdway.com/</a>
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 >> Stay informed about: I cannot read 

Amethyst <hmartin3.RemoveThis@COOKIESptd.net> wrote in message news:<mv0vsvob5un6rqvn8rm218vd6c708nf0i1.RemoveThis@4ax.com>...
 > On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 08:46:02 -0500, Tristaan <tristaanus.RemoveThis@yahoo.com>
 > wrote:
 >
  > >On 4 Dec 2003 01:59:29 -0600, John H. Morrison stomped through my
  > >brain with:
  > >
   > >>"Shane D. Maudiss" <shane_d_maudiss.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
   > >>
   > >>> Please you helpen me
   > >>
   > >>I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. You see, this is a reading
   > >>forum. One has to read to get anything out of it.
  > >
  > >POINT!
  > >
  > >I was trying to figure out how to reply to this Shane
  > >character....
  > >
  > >Tristaan
 >
 > I'd like to know how he figured out to post to a book-related
 > newsgroup, and how he figured out to actually type in his request,
 > when he can't read.....
 >
 > ~Amethyst
 > ---------
 > I have gone in search of myself.
 > Should I return before I get back,
 > keep me here.
 > -----------

I was wondering that... But he could possibly be faking it - even my
mother's Down's students can write with better grammar... But in any
case, pardon the usage of teenage terms, this guy is a loser!

<Shudders> Argh! I'm turning into <gasp> My sister!!!
<flees>
~'PHyre
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