seasons greetings, PC style

Politically Correct Best Wishes

Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza

Sorry for the delay...our Legal Department just approved the following
Holiday
Greeting:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm),
practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secularpersuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not
to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a
fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not
without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to
society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily
greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
orientation of
the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.




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 >Politically Correct Best Wishes
 >
 >Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza
 >
 >Sorry for the delay...our Legal Department just approved the following
 >Holiday
 >Greeting:
<snip>
 >--
 >doc krin, Licensed Pedantrician

A couple years ago I had a card that had most of that on it.

Almost as good as the "Fondest Holiday Noogies" one. <BG>

Oh and anything by Far Side. I had one last year with a "split
screen"... Grandma was pulling a present out of her big red laundry
bag as Santa pulled some tighty-whities out of his. <EG>

The Bookwurm
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