staying home instead -sbk

i Ditched my appointment with Stuart.. right on! Anyways, he seems
asi asi.. He was at Starbucks in downtown waiting for me to meet him
there.. He said he would be there till 1Pm.. but i gave him a call
later on at home, because the number '3' button of my dad's cellphone
wouldn't work... and here I am, just like brand new.. I hate long
distances.. I just abhor it.. No one can hold their dicks for mass
transit.. so we don't even talk about it.. all the math dicks are
working on it to no avail.. So it's inconveniencing to go outside
without a car. Although Megan has a car and can pick me up.. wait. I
should call her up then.. so we can go sucking on Frappucinos.. I had
a great chicken brunch.. So it would hardly settle right now to have a
Frappucino.. But if I wait maybe in 3 hours I can handle a
Frappucino.. Hey, if they let me know what's in Frappucinos in a book,
I would Burn after Reading.. The Inconvenient Truths in literature
make me catch on fire like the flames of Babble..It is so inconvenient
that at the 3rd chapter at closed the book and kept it locked in a
vault where I made a cat outside swallow the key and run off.. A book
of inconvenient Truths need be sealed in the dark quarters of Oxford
Lib. where they require safety lock so you can only read it standing
up from a distance attached to a chord..Why make the reader afflicted
or sad? Why not add optimism by giving them a means to reframe
through the Lighter side.. I mean, people have been vaulting up alot
of stuff as Christians burn Mark Twain's stuff.. and they say only
look at the lofty things.. thing is some people are a response to this
and they make horrific literature that requires that you Do In fact
burn after reading.. anyways, see you later..

-sEung b. Kim