things that have been learned over the years...

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS I MATURED

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
butts..

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to
take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court
building, But here was a good reason for the move. 

You can't post "Thou Shalt Not Steal" in a building full of lawyers and
politicians without creating a hostile work environment.

Edna H. on alt.books.m-lackey, 20030930

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 > I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
 > After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
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POINT!
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TTFN
Paige
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