'tis the season...

It was Halloween and three vampires went into a bar.
"What will you have?" asked the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," replied the first.

"I'll have a glass of blood too please," said the second.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.

"OK, let me get this straight, " said the bartender,
"That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"



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charles krin wrote:

 > It was Halloween and three vampires went into a bar.
 > "What will you have?" asked the bartender.
 >
 > "I'll have a glass of blood," replied the first.
 >
 > "I'll have a glass of blood too please," said the second.
 >
 > "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
 >
 > "OK, let me get this straight, " said the bartender,
 > "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"
 >
 >
 >

In the 'spirit' of the season -- POINT!

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