As I waited dying to get him..

The bastard stole my truck! I was watching him drive off with my
trucks since I forgot to pull out the keys to the ignition switch. I
will hunt him down till I have it once again. And so I planned this
by waiting on the same place I once left the truck.. for 2 weeks I
have been waiting until I became fasting on the road. I picked up a
rock and killed a small weasel. I did not make sense of how I should
eat it, so I took out my lighter and set its fur on fire. Where I let
it smolder and then ate it being crispy on the outside with soft
tender meat inside. And then I resumed my wait until I got a bit
thirsty.. so I pulled out from the forestry a pomenagrate and broke a
hole in with a little nail on the road. I drank from the hole the
succulent water in the coconut and threw the rest of it away for the
worms to infest it. I waited another 3 days until I gave up. I
walked away and before I bothered to spot the car coming in the
opposite direction, I woke up to find that it was that truck, the same
truck I had. So I jumped into the windshield and rolled across the
frontend onto the dusty floor where I was pretending to be dead,
really waiting for him to kill me as my senses were sharp though they
could not be detected since I shut my motions down with incredible
tact. He touched me on the shoulder asking if I was okay.. I then
lunged for his neck and continued to choke on it.. His eyes were in
the state of shock till they could be seen as bulbs protuding from a
inner cave. He dropped to the floor dead and I took his keys and his
wallet to compense myself. I entered the car and as I examined the
complete difference of the interior with my old car, I realized at
last that he was not the one I was looking for. In horror, I took off
in the car forgetting entirely about the rotten thief who began my
quest for revenge.

Mistaken Identity (by Seung Kim)